Hey girls and gays (note: I’m not gay, but if you’re reading this you clearly are), how do you like your meat women? Do you like pork link sausages or chorizo sausages? I have a medium-large.
ROFL! Oh the irony is killing me… I made sausage today.
See?
These pics were actually taken in like December, but it’s what I do twice a week.
Anyway, yeah.
I prefer my meat to be …
;D ;D ;D
Hey… Gotta do something to kill the boredom.
Oh dear God
Oh, come on, like you’ve never played with meat before.
I can see you like a full squeeze. 
Unless it’s like this one dude I dated, who was like the size of my thumb, size doesn’t matter. It’ll either feel good, or hurt like hell. Either way, it’s all good.
[quote=“Geoi”]
Unless it’s like this one dude I dated, who was like the size of my thumb, size doesn’t matter. It’ll either feel good, or hurt like hell. Either way, it’s all good.
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Too much info. I’m hung like an African Bear, if thee’s such a thing.
How can you pull the “too much info” card when you start a thread like this? 
think of it as a survey. My mind wonders sometimes. Are women supposed to laugh during intercourse, just kidding…or am I ???
[quote=“Biohazard”]
think of it as a survey. My mind wonders sometimes. Are women supposed to laugh during intercourse, just kidding…or am I ???
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Maybe if there’s something funny on TV while you’re doing it. Or maybe if she’s having sex with a midget.
[quote=“Geoi”]
Maybe if there’s something funny on TV while you’re doing it. Or maybe if she’s having sex with a midget.
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Midget porn is crazy, have you ever seen Close Encounters Of The Small Kind? I produced half of it.
Can’t say as I have, dude. I’ve seen a midget having sex though. I thought about asking him out after seeing it.
I hate this topic. Let’s never speak of it again.
What a nice conversation ;D
[quote=“Eastern Beauty”]
What a nice conversation ;D
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I find it somewhat entertaining.
Andoille with alligator sauce piquant and a merlot to wash down all the meaty juices!
Man, the meaty juices part is just absolutely filthy.
[quote=“Bad Max”]
Man, the meaty juices part is just absolutely filthy.
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Would “liquids” be more to your liking, as in…
My tongue slithered over the corpulent skin of the pulsating andoille sausage, throbbing like the primordial beast it once was. Carefully, I bit into it’s succulent flesh, as mouthfuls of it’s feral liquids dripped lovingly down my awaiting throat. Unquenched, my belly craved for more of it’s meaty goodness…
I’m, speechless. And somewhat turned on.
[quote=“Geoi”]
I’m, speechless. And somewhat turned on.
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As well you should be, laddie!
[quote=“Dstryed_Btch”]
As well you should be, laddie!
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Laddie, or Lady? I promise, I really am a chick.