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Big Meat, Little Meat - A questin for women


#1

Hey girls and gays (note: I’m not gay, but if you’re reading this you clearly are), how do you like your meat women? Do you like pork link sausages or chorizo sausages? I have a medium-large.


#2

ROFL! Oh the irony is killing me… I made sausage today.











See?



These pics were actually taken in like December, but it’s what I do twice a week.



Anyway, yeah.



I prefer my meat to be …



;D ;D ;D







Hey… Gotta do something to kill the boredom.


#3

Oh dear God


#4

Oh, come on, like you’ve never played with meat before.


#5

I can see you like a full squeeze. :wink:


#6

Unless it’s like this one dude I dated, who was like the size of my thumb, size doesn’t matter. It’ll either feel good, or hurt like hell. Either way, it’s all good.


#7

[quote=“Geoi”]
Unless it’s like this one dude I dated, who was like the size of my thumb, size doesn’t matter. It’ll either feel good, or hurt like hell. Either way, it’s all good.
[/quote]

Too much info. I’m hung like an African Bear, if thee’s such a thing.


#8

How can you pull the “too much info” card when you start a thread like this? :stuck_out_tongue:


#9

think of it as a survey. My mind wonders sometimes. Are women supposed to laugh during intercourse, just kidding…or am I ???


#10

[quote=“Biohazard”]
think of it as a survey. My mind wonders sometimes. Are women supposed to laugh during intercourse, just kidding…or am I ???
[/quote]

Maybe if there’s something funny on TV while you’re doing it. Or maybe if she’s having sex with a midget.


#11

[quote=“Geoi”]
Maybe if there’s something funny on TV while you’re doing it. Or maybe if she’s having sex with a midget.
[/quote]

Midget porn is crazy, have you ever seen Close Encounters Of The Small Kind? I produced half of it.


#12

Can’t say as I have, dude. I’ve seen a midget having sex though. I thought about asking him out after seeing it.


#13

I hate this topic. Let’s never speak of it again.


#14

What a nice conversation ;D


#15

[quote=“Eastern Beauty”]
What a nice conversation ;D
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I find it somewhat entertaining.



Andoille with alligator sauce piquant and a merlot to wash down all the meaty juices!


#16

Man, the meaty juices part is just absolutely filthy.


#17

[quote=“Bad Max”]
Man, the meaty juices part is just absolutely filthy.
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Would “liquids” be more to your liking, as in…



My tongue slithered over the corpulent skin of the pulsating andoille sausage, throbbing like the primordial beast it once was. Carefully, I bit into it’s succulent flesh, as mouthfuls of it’s feral liquids dripped lovingly down my awaiting throat. Unquenched, my belly craved for more of it’s meaty goodness…


#18

I’m, speechless. And somewhat turned on.


#19

[quote=“Geoi”]
I’m, speechless. And somewhat turned on.
[/quote]

As well you should be, laddie!


#20

[quote=“Dstryed_Btch”]
As well you should be, laddie!
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Laddie, or Lady? I promise, I really am a chick.