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Big gulp diction script


#1

The “BIG GULP DICTION” SCRIPT IS NOW ONLINE!! READ THE SCRIPT BASED ON “LINES YOU’D NEVER HEAR IN PULP FICTION”!!



This is still a work in progress, but the main pieces we have written have been edited together for your reading pleasure:



http://popeyepete.freewebpage.org/biggulp.html



Enjoy! :slight_smile:



Thanks to: Scarface, Bad Max and Co. for their work on this!!


#2

Haha, that was quick! Good job man! :smiley:


#3

Haahaha! That is hilarious! :smiley: ;D



(Cue porn music) is used like every scene :stuck_out_tongue: Soooo funny :stuck_out_tongue:


#4

Its pretty good for just a half-ass toilet humor thing actually. :slight_smile:


#5

Nice 8)


#6

Hahahaa, I can’t stop laughing.


#7

OH MY SIDES! Oh hahahahaha! :slight_smile:


#8

Hahaha, that was brilliant. Runny Cunny? Hahaha, class. We should do one for Kill Bill.


#9

Glumpkin and Runny Cunny! I have the Kill Gil one going here:



http://popeyepete.freewebpage.org/killgil.html


#10

Keep writing ;D


#11

The last line in Kill Gil is funny…



“Barry: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING THAT FUCKING KOOL AID?!!! YOU STILL GOT A FUCKING RED RING AROUND YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU GODDAMN DEGENERATE BASTARD!!”



LOL.


#12

so fuckin awesome!!!

-in the fifth your ass goes down. Say it.

-It.

hahahahahahahahaha real good job again!

you got any others ? I’ve read kill gil and big gulp fiction so far

I you ain’t done yet, please do ResDogs!


#13

We’ll probably do some others. Its fun.


#14

[quote=“Tristan”]
so fuckin awesome!!!

-in the fifth your ass goes down. Say it.

-It.
[/quote]

Haha, yeah, that’s my childish humour creeping in. ;D



I’d love to do one for Jackie Brown. It’s just about time constraints, I guess.


#15

[quote=“Tristan”]you got any others ? I’ve read kill gil and big gulp fiction so far I you ain’t done yet, please do ResDogs![/quote]

I just started a new Reservoir Dogs parody: Reservoir Tips! :slight_smile:



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#16

Cant wait to do some Grindhouse ones :slight_smile:


#17

We’ll be doing some down the line after we’ve watched them a few 100 times. :slight_smile:


#18

hahahaha some parts of that were really funny but you should have wrote this particular scene it like this.



Angelo: Mind if i eat it here?



Rance: Yeah but be careful not to drip any on the rug. Dodie just cleaned em.



Angelo: Graciaaaaaas.





Cuts to Angelo eating the ice cream (like jessica simpson in her puplic affaiar music video) in slow motion. In between the slow motion licking and sucking it cuts to Angelo driving while singing to Arethra franklins you make me feel like a natural woman, with a shit load of the ice crem smeared all around his mouth. At the end of the montage type sequence of the eating/driving while singing, the scoop of ice cream falls off the cone and lands right on Angelos dick. So for the whole date with mia he has a big brown spot right were his dick is.


#19

[quote=“me”]
Cant wait to do some Grindhouse ones :slight_smile:
[/quote]

That should be fun.


#20

hahahaha hilarious. this will get frontpage coverage, guys. muhahahaha