JULES
Royale with Cheese, you know why
they call it that?
BRETT
Because of the metric system?
JULES
Check out the big brain on Brett.
You’a smart motherfucker, that’s
right. The metric system.
“… go home, jerk off”(with slight hand motion).
its sad to say but for a while when people would ask me what i was doing latter on id say “i dont know… go home, jerk off”
[quote]I watched PF again a couple of days back for like the tenth billionth time. This kinda thread is impossible, as there are literally dozens and dozens of pieces of fantastic dialogue. After all, that’s one thing that makes this movie so special.
Many of those quotes have already been posted here. But I wonder how come nobody has mentioned the fantastic captain Koons monologue, and Butch’s line “I’m an American honey, our names don’t mean shit.” That’s one of the best.
Other favorites include the dialogue between Jules and Vic in the beginning, all the way from Royale with cheese to the Antwan incident. Then the dialogue between Jules and Brett, and basically every line in “The Bonnie Situation”, like the dead nigger storage and Wolf saying: “It’s 30 minutes away, I’ll be there in ten!”[/quote]
i got to agree with that...
But actually it's just a royal cheese over here,not a royal WITH cheese
The Wolf: You guys look like… What do they look like, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks. Hehehehe…
Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
Lol!
My new favorite:
"If you had a pot belly I’d punch you in it"
Maybe not my favorite, but it’s up there.
My favorite quote is below, but I have other favorites.
Jules:"Shit nigga, what the fuck you doin’ to the towel man?"
Vincent:"I’m drying my hands off."
Jules:"You’re supposed to wash them first."
Vincent:"You watched me wash them."
Jules:"I watched you get them wet."
Vincent:"I tried man, this shit is hard to get, maybe if I had Lava or something."
Jules:"Nigga I used the same soap as you and when I got done, the towel didn’t look like no goddamn motherfuckin’ maxipad."
I laugh everytime.
This is a classic, along with Ezekiel speech.         ÂÂ
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         "You’re gettin’ ready to blow?  I’m
           a mushroom-cloud-layin’
           motherfucker!  Every time my
           fingers touch brain I’m “SUPERFLY
           T.N.T,” I’m the "GUNS OF NAVARONE.“
           In fact, what the fuck am I
           doin’ in the back?  You’re the
           motherfucker should be on brain
           detail.  We’re switchin’, we’re fuckin’ switchin’.  I’m  washin’ windows and you’re pickin’
           up this nigger’s skull.”
—Jules
[quote]Jules:  You’re gettin’ ready to blow?  I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker!  Every time my fingers touch brain I’m “SUPERFLY T.N.T,” I’m the "GUNS OF NAVARONE.  I’m what Jimmie Walker usta talk about.  [/quote]
"oh you gettin ready to blow? well im a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker! every tip my fingertips touch brain, im superfly tnt, im the guns of the navarrone. in fact, what the fuck am i doin in the back seat? youre the one should be on brain detail! we fuckin switchin, im washin the windows, and youre pickin up this niggas skull."
thats the line. 
Another favortie line of mine is form the lovely Mia:
“When you scamps get together, you’re worse than a sewing circle.”
[quote]
"oh you gettin ready to blow? well im a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker! every tip my fingertips touch brain, im superfly tnt, im the guns of the navarrone. in fact, what the fuck am i doin in the back seat? youre the one should be on brain detail! we fuckin switchin, im washin the windows, and youre pickin up this niggas skull."
thats the line.
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I’m sorry but your wrong. I got that quote striaght from QT’s script. ;D
[quote]
I’m sorry but your wrong. I got that quote striaght from QT’s script. ;D[/quote]
He changes his scripts all the time. Entire scenes are cut out and dialogue is changed. That quote is way off.
Yeah, no movie ever goes word for word on any script. I am sure that Sam Jackson changed up things a bit and QT loved the change and kept it in the movie.
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfuckin’ last one of you!"
Aaaaaaaaaah, so simple, so effective.
[quote]
I’m sorry but your wrong. I got that quote striaght from QT’s script. ;D[/quote]
first of all, i wasn’t talking to you. i was talking to puck, because there was no jimmy walker reference. there was in the original script, but it was taken out of the line.
second, you’re still wrong. he DOES say ‘fingers’ and not ‘fingertips’, that was actually a typo. but he only says ‘we fuckin switchin’ not ‘we switchin, we fuckin switchin’. sorry.
I love the scene where Vincent is talking to Mia via the intercom and even though she can hear him he still presses the button and speaks into it. Hilarious.
What are you talking about? She can’t hear him. That’s why she tells him to go to the intercom.
[quote]
"oh you gettin ready to blow? well im a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker! every tip my fingertips touch brain, im superfly tnt, im the guns of the navarrone. in fact, what the fuck am i doin in the back seat? youre the one should be on brain detail! we fuckin switchin, im washin the windows, and youre pickin up this niggas skull."
thats the line.
Ok sorry but you still got it wrong.
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You still don’t have it right! 8)
Oh you ready to blow? Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ mothafucker, mothafucker. Every time my fingertips touch brain I’m SUPERFLY T.N.T., I’m the GUNS OF THE NAVERRONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin’ in the back, you the motherfucker that should be on brain detail! Ok we switchin’, we fuckin’ switchin’! I’m cleaning the windows and you pickin up this niggas skull!
JULES
HE ONLY SAYS WE FUCKIN’ SWITCHIN’ ONCE
WATCH IT AGAIN!!!
He says "we switchin’, we fuckin’ switchin’."
I’m watching it right now.
Another great line: Marsellus’ respnse to seein Butch again:
"Mutherfucka!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, so simple, yet so effective, again.