One of the most successful pick up lines to try on a girl is this - “If I wasn’t gay, you’d be so mine”. Sounds weird, but it works.
Haha, I’ve heard those conversations between friends and random gay guys. But, they were actually gay. It was outside a gay bar and went something like…
Gay guy: "If you had a penis I’d totally fuck you."
Friend: "If I had a penis I’d fuck you so hard!"
It was hilarious.