Apocalypse Now sucks but the opening scene is the best

[quote=“Sgt. Geoi Donowitz”]


Silence you! Doesn’t “our little secret” mean anything to you?
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You know it means the world to me!

Everyone just look at what we are talking about and then look at the title of this thread.

[quote=“GRINDHOUSE”]
Everyone just look at what we are talking about and then look at the title of this thread.
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LMGDMFAO! The things we get away with while the mods are away…

[quote=“GRINDHOUSE”]
Ordell the awesomeness is back!
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Thanks. Shit, now I feel like I gotta deliver.

[quote=“Ordell Rodriguez”]
Thanks. Shit, now I feel like I gotta deliver.
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You’re Welcome good sir. I gave you a royal opening.

Sometimes…I wish I was a mermaid…so I could swim with the fishes and look at my boobs in the mirror.

[quote=“Ordell Rodriguez”]
Thanks. Shit, now I feel like I gotta deliver.
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Don’t worry babe, we got plenty of space to fill up thanks to Mr.Stink’s awesome stupidest topic ever.

[quote=“F.W.”]
Sometimes…I wish I was a mermaid…so I could swim with the fishes and look at my boobs in the mirror.
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You’d be a merman (or at least we’d hope). But if you were, you’d have a fish torso and human legs. No play for youz.

No, I’d be a mermaid! So I could have the boobs and shell bra.



My shell bra brings all the boys to the yard, damn right it’s better than yaaaaaars.

[quote=“GRINDHOUSE”]
C.C. I see your on, join in on the fun.
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Alright. Um… Ohh, I know. In reference to F.W.‘s little library card incident;

Back when I got my first minimum-wage, prole-drone “job”, the guy who

was in charge of taking care of my nametag was one of my arch-

nemesis’ back in the grade-school world. Needless to say, I

was rather worried about the outcome of the situation.

My actual last name is Jung. When I got my nametag

on my first day of actual work, the name read, Jong.

I figured I should just be thankful it didn’t say, Dong.



Actaully, I kinda like the sound of that. “Hi, my name is Dale Dong!

[quote=“F.W.”]
No, I’d be a mermaid! So I could have the boobs and shell bra.



My shell bra brings all the boys to the yard, damn right it’s better than yaaaaaars.
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No dude, you’d definitely have the upper body of a fish, and the lower body of a fish. So you’d be the ugliest mermaid, but maybe you could learn to flip your vananay lips like fins and be an alright swimmer.

[quote=“C.C. Baxter”]
Alright. Um… Ohh, I know. In reference to F.W.‘s little library card incident;

Back when I got my first minimum-wage, prole-drone “job”, the guy who

was in charge of taking care of my nametag was one of my arch-

nemesis’ back in the grade-school world. Needless to say, I

was rather worried about the outcome of the situation.

My actual last name is Jung. When I got my nametag

on my first day of actual work, the name read, Jong.

I figured I should just be thankful it didn’t say, Dong.
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Yeah, if he didn’t hate you, he’d have put real surname. Or if he liked you, he could have put it as Hung.

[quote=“C.C. Baxter”]
Alright. Um… Ohh, I know. In reference to F.W.‘s little library card incident;

Back when I got my first minimum-wage, prole-drone “job”, the guy who

was in charge of taking care of my nametag was one of my arch-

nemesis’ back in the grade-school world. Needless to say, I

was rather worried about the outcome of the situation.

My actual last name is Jung. When I got my nametag

on my first day of actual work, the name read, Jong.

I figured I should just be thankful it didn’t say, Dong.
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haha. that reminds me, you ever watch the Office, if you haven’t don’t read this, but an episode where Jim f*cks with Dwights I.D. card by making him a security threat.

[quote=“Sgt. Geoi Donowitz”]
No dude, you’d definitely have the upper body of a fish, and the lower body of a fish. So you’d be the ugliest mermaid, but maybe you could learn to flip your vananay lips like fins and be an alright swimmer.
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That was just cruel and crude.

[quote=“GRINDHOUSE”]
haha. that reminds me, you ever watch the Office, if you haven’t don’t read this, but an episode where Jim f*cks with Dwights I.D. card by making him a security threat.
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LOLZ! EXCELLENT! Nice reference! +10 coolness points for General G.H.

[quote=“F.W.”]




That was just cruel and crude.
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Well, it’s not like I get beer money for my lame jokes.





ooooh… Sick burn.

It’s dick jokes and poo jokes, okay?



I knew no one liked me! I JUST KNEW IT!

[quote=“Sgt. Geoi Donowitz”]
No dude, you’d definitely have the upper body of a fish, and the lower body of a fish. So you’d be the ugliest mermaid, but maybe you could learn to flip your vananay lips like fins and be an alright swimmer.
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Somebody should make that fucking movie!

[quote=“Ordell Rodriguez”]
Somebody should make that fucking movie!
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You could probably find it at a store with a sign that reads: XXX.



Also, Geoi, I won’t make fun of your craft because I’m better than that. I appreciate your passion and talent for it too much to put it down.

[quote=“Sgt. Geoi Donowitz”]
LOLZ! EXCELLENT! Nice reference! +10 coolness points for General G.H.
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Thanks Geoi, too bad we don't get cool points.