You know you've seen too many Asian Movies, when

[quote=“Hung Fist”]

  • You refer to japanese films with their original titles
  • You start buying foreign language movies without subtitles
  • You claim you can understand them without subtitles
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God, that sounds familiar. I usually say that I can tell by the body language and odd words.

[quote=“Hung Fist”]

  • You feel the need to praise a film no one has ever heard of
  • You take pleasure of knowing people don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about
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Haha, I do that all the time.

[quote=“Hung Fist”]

  • You’ve given a serious though on buying a school uniform… even though they don’t use school uniforms in your country… and you’re no longer in school
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Luckily, I had school uniforms in my country. All the other kids hate having uniforms, but I totally loved it. Too bad, I don’t go to school anymore.



-You start listening to Asian music, reading about Japanese fashion trends and reading all manner of translated Japanese books.

-People wonder why you love girly Japanese pop music and yet hate all pop music in English.

-People genuinely worry about your mental condition after you tell them about what you describe as the best Takashi Miike scenes.

-You actually like that people think you’re insane for watching Miike.

-Your brothers and sisters routinely tell people that you “don’t watch films in English” when they ask if you want to see a new movie.

-You cry when you encounter a Jackie Chan dub that doesn’t sound at all like Jackie Chan speaking English.