You know you've seen too many Asian Movies, when

- You refer to japanese films with their original titles

  • You start buying foreign language movies without subtitles
  • You claim you can understand them without subtitles
  • You’re watching a japanese wip film and you can name all the actors who play the guards… and the prisoners
  • You feel the need to praise a film no one has ever heard of
  • You take pleasure of knowing people don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about
  • You greet your friends with a yakuza girl gang greeting
  • You use HK triad hand shake to confirm deals
  • You’ve given a serious though on buying a school uniform… even though they don’t use school uniforms in your country… and you’re no longer in school
  • You think Steven Seagal is cool because he went to Japan and married a japanese girl