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You know you're obsessed with Pulp Fiction when


#1

1.) You never go to eat at Burger King.

2.) You try to drive to a long-ass destination in 10 minutes just to prove you’re fast enough.

3.) You try to rob a bank with a telephone.

4.) You drive purposely into your boss if you see him crossing the street.

5.) Whenever someone doesn’t understand what you’re saying, you yell out "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

6.) You quote a passage from the Bible in every discussion you have with every person on Earth.

7.) You try to fit a nigger in a bowl of rice.

8.) You never eat pork.

9.) You have a wallet with “Bad Motherfucker” written on it.

10.) You dress up as The Gimp for Halloween.

11.) You smash up every damn thing in sight and scare the living shit out of your girlfriend everytime she forgets something.

12.) You eat burgers for breakfast.



Any more? ;D


#2

13) Fit an orange lightbulb in your breifcase and exclaim “I’ve never seen anything more beautiful” every time you open it at work or whatever.

14) Frequent in dance competitions


#3

15) Slice up pawn shop owners with old katanas

16) You fuck your betting person by not faking boxing fights

17) you watch biker war movies in the early morning

18) You can be in the read easy, turning you into the guns of navarone

19) You drink sprite after a burger

20) everytime you meet a half-bald guy you tell him "i’m not your friend, palooka"

21) You dream of walking the earth, like caine in kung fu

22) listen to Misirlou while robbing coffee shops


#4

23) you like to eat cereals and watch cartoons at night

24) you constantly break people’s concentration because you like to shoot&kill an unsuspecting person


#5

[quote=“LetsGoToWork”]
24) you constantly break people’s concentration because you like to shoot&kill an unsuspecting person
[/quote]

haha good one.


#6

25) you like giving foot massages to girls

26) you throw your foe into a green house

27) you hate uncomfortable silences


#7

[quote=“The Seb”]
15) Slice up pawn shop owners with old katanas

22) listen to Misirlou while robbing coffee shops
[/quote]

haha, these are my two favorites. We should start a topic like this for each Tarantino movie.


#8

28) continue eating a muffin in a diner as its being robbed at gunpoint.


#9

29) you have a sign out front that says “dead nigger storage”


#10

[quote=“bills other brother”]
29) you have a sign out front that says “dead nigger storage”
[/quote]

I love that one!



30) You drink gourmet shit, not the usual freez-dried coffee

31) if your mum calls you to get home you say “allright, i’m on the motherfucker. just go back in, chill them niggers out, and wait for the cavalry”


#11

32) You stick a watch up your ass.


#12

[quote=“mr. Crazi”]
32) You stick a watch up your ass.
[/quote]

haha that’s the best yet


#13

33) You and your lover’s pet names are "Pumpkin and Hunny Bunny"

34) You think taking care of someone means killing them.

35) When killing someone, you wait for them to walk out of your bathroom.

36) You kill anyone who gives your girlfriend/wife a foot massage.

37) When going to McDonalds, you ask for a “Royale with Cheese.”


#14

38)relise that its allways a good time for pie


#15

you take a shit right before something bad happens…in the restroom ofcourse.


#16

Haha, there have been some good ones.



You know you’re obsessed with Pulp Fiction when…





…You try to crack a rib whilst giving oral pleasure.



…Whenever you get shouted at by your parents, you say to them “Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you”.



…You name your kid “Mr. Wolf”.



…Whenever you eat something that tastes nice, you say “Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie!”.


#17

If you call anything with two wheels a chopper, not a bike.



You pretend to be a son of Preacher Man.



You have to pee when you’re pointing a gun at someone.



You hate “brain detail”.



You always tell your waiter/waitress to make it Bloody as Hell when you order a burger or a steak.



You pay five dollars for a milkshake.



You don’t think Buddy holly is a very good waiter.



You know the difference between Mamie Van Doren and Marilyn Monroe.



You say a corny old joke every day.


#18

Your wife/girlfriend is crying and upset and you try to calm her down by yellin’: “Bitch be cool!”


#19

when you go and buy coffe you have to buy that “GOURMET shit” becuase you like to tatse it rather than that freeze dry crap


#20

You keep replacing the word ‘burger’ when you eat anything whilst saying



"ummm this is a tasty _______"



and say “I might have some tasty beverage to wash this down with” before you drink anything



This is a current happening in my life :frowning: