BLACK SCREEN
NARRATOR
It happens every day
EXT. BUSY HIGHWAY TRAFFIC - NIGHT
Sounds of traffic passing by, lights moving so fast they form one continuous line.
NARRATOR
On every street corner in the city
EXT. CITY STREET CORNER - NIGHT
Busy street corner with store windows lit and women walking back and forth in front of the stores. Cars drive by, some of them stop and the girls run up to them. A few hop into the cars.
CLOSE UP: FOUR PROSTITUTES STANDING ON THE CORNER
A blonde, a brunette, a transvestite and a mouse brown haired prostitue work the corner. The Blonde, Brunette and Transvestite pace back and forth, while the Brown haired one stands still.
NARRATOR
Women of the Night!
BLONDE HAIR
(to Brown hair)
Hey, you haven’t moved all night, you alright?
BROWN HAIR
Yeah
TRANSVESTITE
You got cramps?
BROWN HAIR
No
BRUNETTE
Hey, you ain’t done no business either.
You’re pimps gonna kick your ass.
The three prostitues laugh. BROWN HAIR doesn’t laugh.
BLONDE HAIR
Damn it’s cold out here, let’s go get some coffee.
TRANSVESTITE
Yeah, it’s a slow night anywho.
(to BROWN HAIR)
You commin’
BROWN HAIR
No, I’ll just stand here.
BRUNETTE
Whatever
The three prostitutes walk away.
CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON FACE OF BROWN HAIR
BROWN HAIR looks disgusted.
Words flash on screen as NARRATOR says them.
NARRATOR
WOMAN WITH SHIT IN HER PANTS.
EXT. STREET CORNER - DAY
Brown hair standing on same street corner with same disgusted look on her face.
NARRATOR
She’s standing there for a reason.
DIRECTED BY – JOHN WOO
BROWN HAIR - MEG RYAN
BLONDE HAIR - PAULA POUNDSTONE
TRANSVESTITE - TOM CRUISE
BRUNETTE- JENNIFER ANISTON
WRITTEN BY - THE COHEN BROTHERS
