did you notice that its all the same narrator? that fucker’s rich as shit
annywayz
INT. OFFICE - MORNING
FLOYD is sitting behind his desk working like a madman
FLOYD:
Get me those files on Carter, Kelly!
NARRATOR:
FLOYD is 25-year old stockbroker who lives a luxurious life filled with happyness, love and money
CUT TO BLACK
TRUMPETS!
NARRATOR:
But not today he ain’t!!
INT. FIELD - NOON
CUT TO FLOYD’s HEAD STUCK IN A HORSE’s ASS WITH A GUY SMOKING A CIG NEXT TO HIM
FLOYD:
(screaming)
Theres no gold in here, you fucker!!
GUY:
I said there’s gold in cash, not the horse’s ass!!
NARRATOR:
Because even for the most succesfull rich kids…
INT. OFFICE - MORNING
FLOYD:
(on the phone)
What do you mean i’m charged with childmolesting of 6 babies and a german sheperd??
NARRATOR:
… things can go wrong!!
THE GUY THAT WAS SMOKING BEFORE IS ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE LAUGHING LIKE A MADMAN
GUY:
(on the phone)
That’s right! We got the evidence right here! There’s no way back Floyd Johnson!
CUT TO BLACK
SOUND OF DIAL TONE
CUT TO
INT. OFFICE - MORNING
FLOYD IS HANGING HIMSELF WITH HIS BELT
GUY:
(on the phone, listening to the dialtone)
euhm, hello?
CUT TO
FLOYD STRUGGLING FOR BREATH
NARRATOR:
From New Line Cinema comes a movie wich will make you laugh…
CUT TO
INT. FIELD - NOON
THE HORSE FROM BEFORE FARTS AND SHOOTS FLOYD OUT OF HIS ASS LIKE 10 FEET IN THE AIR
GUY:
Whoa! that must be a record!
NARRATOR:
Cry…
CUT TO
INT. OFFICE - MORNING
BUNCH OF OFFICE WORKERS LOOKING AT THE HANGING CORPSE OF FLOYD
SECRETARY:
(wishpering)
I heard it had something to do with child molestation
NARRATOR:
And scare the crap out of you!
CUT TO
OFFICE WORKER THROWING PENS AND AT A DEAD FLOYD
GUY IN SUIT:
PEODOPHILE, ROT IN HELL!!
CUT TO BLACK
NARRATOR:
“FLOYD’s DAY AT THE OFFICE” SEE IT NOW!!!
CUT TO
INT. FIELD - NOON
A HORSE FARTS
the end
