EXT. LA STREET-NIGHT
A high-speed police pursuit rips through downtown Los Angeles. Bullets fly between a beat up car full of gangsters and a cop played by SEAN PENN.
NARRATOR
Detective Russel Fletcher thought he had seen it all. every day, he wondered if he would end up dead.
Penn’s car flips over a pothole and explodes.
CUT TO BLACK
NARRATOR
But what if he wound up undead?
INT. LAPD OFFICE-DAY
ZOMBIE sean penn, in full uniform, hobbles through the door.
Meet Zombie Cop, the newest fear for crime.
INT. COMMISIONER’S OFFICE-DAY
The commisioner, played of course by a flustered-looking CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, is yelling at Zombie cop.
COMMISIONER
Dammit, Zombie Cop, we have regulations, and you broke all of them with that stunt in the LA river (Author’s note to hollywood: We fucking get it, it would be cool to see a car roll on the LA river really fast. STOP SHOWING US. Sorry…)! Give me your badge!
Zombie Cop holds out his badge. The commisioner takes it…as well as his whole arm.
INT. CAR-DAY
Zombie Cop is sitting next to Jackie Chan.
NARRATOR
FEaturing Jackie Chan as Zombie Cops’ eccentric partner.
JACKIE
In China we-OH MY GOD!
Zombie Cop starts eating Jackie’s throat.
TBC
