;DThat was friggin hilarious.
Heres my super cliche script for One Shitty Day
Man walking down the street in winter.
Narrator Jim’s life was going great. He had everthing a man could want. Until one day it all changed.
Man walking down street says, "God damn car."
Jim in office with hot chick. Hot chick kisses Jim. A woman walks in the door. Jim turns and sees her. "Amanda! It’s not what you think. She runs out.
Outside on the sidewalk. Amanda to Jim "We’re over."
Jim walking down street. Old beggar grabs Jim. Pulls him close and looks in his eyes.
Old Beggar say to Jim, "You are the one."
Jim standing with gun in living room. Window in house shatters. Vampire comes through. Jim turns and points gun at vampire. "Die you undead scumbag if that is possible."
Mummy chases Jim down a long corridor. "Stupid 2000 year old Egyptian curse."
Shot of dragon unfurling itself surrounded by fire infront of Jim whose clothes are ripped and blood stained. "This day just keeps getting worst."
Jim on phone in front of nuclear device with 2 minutes counting down. "Theres 3 different green wires which one am i suppose to cut. What do you mean guess."
Narrator Coming this christmas from the people who brought you Armageddon. Get ready for
ONE SHITTY DAY
Starring Ben Affleck, Tim Curry as Undead Scumbag, Denise Richards as Amanda and featuring James Cromwell as the President.
