You’ve seen him in action…
quick 2 second clip of swords clanging against each other
You’ve seen him save the world…
fucking fast ass montage of so much random shit that you have no idea what’s going on at all, but there’s cool sounding techno music in the background so it’s all good
Now, get ready…
To see…
HIS EVERDAY ROUTINES!
Wesley Snipes in a film written and directed by Slyvester Stallone:
BLADE 4: SWEATIN’ THE SMALL STUFF
cue hazy shot of sun rising through the window
shot of Wesley Snipes as Blade half naked in his bed
“Good thing this is my day off.”
Blade takes off sunglasses, looks directly at the camera, and says
“I was born a dancer, motherfucker”
(back to Narrator)
And for the first time, you will see him…
AT THE DISCO! 
insert random shots from Saturday Night Fever with Wesley Snipes’ head digitally inserted over Travolta’s body
BLADE 4: SWEATIN’ THE SMALL STUFF
“I just wanna be free!”
not coming soon to a theater near you
