[quote=“Angel”]
lol, was that a joke? Those experiences both sound horrible.
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Yes my half-assed attempt at sarcasm. Oh I forgot the third experience, this was during a late-night screening of Ratatouille. It was a 10 o’clock showing, and there were only eight, or nine other patrons in the theatre besides my friend and myself. All through the previews, and through the animated short preceeding the film, everything went smoothly. However, about twelve minutes in, when Remy starts to discuss how to prepare, and accent certain foods w/ his brother Amile. I start to hear this low chatter coming from about four seats down in the row directly behind me, and zero-in on the this talkative fuck. Now initally I just figured he was asking his friend a simple question, but then I realised that he was critiquing the rat’s method for livening-up the different dishes in the movie. This asshole can’t suspend his high-horsed opinion of how strictly precise he thinks that these meals are supposed to be prepared long enough to realize that it’s a fictional cartoon cinema experience, about a god-damned cooking rat.
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON RUBBER CRUTCHES!
But I digress.
