Yeah but today we have a different world, and we need to be environmentally conscious, yada yada yada, we need to be walking talking vaginas, and pop culture can’t be cool anymore. Not even Spider-Man.
I want to see a movie where a Delta Force team, lead by Chuck Norris of course, attack the savage Na’vi tribe to secure the precious “Unobtainium” that the humans desperately need, using also endoskeleton Terminators they kill all their warriors, and send the rest 100 yards to the north (to get to the Unobtainium), where they find out it’s the exact same fucking thing: Trees. Then the Delta Force team returns to America and they are celebrated as heroes, Obama greets them and then they all start breakdancing. Ice-T makes a cameo appearence. The End.
