your movie will suck, believe me…
if you just concentrate on violence no-one will pay attention to your movie…
and how do you know your movie’s gonna be humorous?
you can post some lines to prove us you know what humor is
Ok let me just explain that my movies wont just be about violence they will be really violent like kill bill in the scenes that have violence in them but they wont be all about violence some of my movies will have romance and alot of diolog and complex storylines with a lot of characters and sweet camera shots like birds eye view and if there is a city for example like in my westerns the camera will be set up right in the center of the 2 rows of buildings and it will have no nose except maybe the wind and the birds and a tumble weed sweeping against the streets and other camera shots. Ã‚Â but i am only 15 so i still have alot of practice but i hope you like it for my age and it’s a little script its not that big.
Vito: Yo kid this is the fucking best part of the movie.
Eddie: I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t know how much longer I can wait I want to know what fucking happens.
Vito: Kid that will fucking ruin it for you, the women is about to suck the black mans cock.
Eddie: You just told me it.
Vito: What the fuck are you talking about, Listen up brotha I told you what happen when it was already going on. Ã‚Â ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not telling you what happened.
Eddie: Oh fuck you, your always right and you always will be, for god sakes why donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you be my fuck father you cock sucker!
Vito: Listen you can do 2 things watch this action going on and if you donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t want to watch this then you can smoke some pot choose one kiddo.
Eddie: Fine IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll smoke some pot, its wrong watching it with a friend anyways.
Vito: Eddie get the fucking phone before I stick it up your ass.
Eddie: (high) Yo hommie you should try this itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s straight tripping bro.
Vito: Not right now hippie.
Vito: HelloÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. Oh hi hunnyÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ UhhhÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. Yea I have someone over right now uhhh EddieÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Yea he is a fucking pussyÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ what?Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ oh shitÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ alright IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll right down. Ã‚Â Alright you had your fun but its time to stop acting like a hippie and get focused, someone robbed my wifeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s store.
Eddie: I cant right right now I feel like I weigh 2 pounds.
Vito: IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m not going to wait anymore get your fat ass down here.
Eddie: hahahahaÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. Oh my god I see fuzzy animals.
Vito: Oh forget, Hey Eddie Why donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you go fuck those fuzzy animals.
Eddie: WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU.
Vito: thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s it IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m leaving.
Anna: where the fuck were you!
Vito: IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m sorry I was trying to get Eddie to come along but he was smoking____
Anna: Oh I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t want to hear it.
Vito: Love bug IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m serious Eddie was smoking pot and I was worried__
Anna: Oh so you were worried about that fuck face but not meÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ MY FUCKING PLACE GOT ROBBED!!!
Vito: alright hunny I made a mistake donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be a fucking bitch or I will rob this place got that love bug
Anna: Alright, Alright no more sex then if you do that.
Vito: no wait, wait YOU CANT DO THAT I WONT LET YOU IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢M THE KING THE RULER AND I CONTROL YOU
Anna: Oh yea
Cop: excuse me everyone
Anna: ok go destroy my place if brave enough
Vito: Oh being risky huh.
Cop: EXCUSE ME FELLAS
Both Vito and Anna: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!!!
Cop: IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m a cop goddamnit.
Anna: oh sorry, why didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t you say so.
Cop: I did uhhhÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ I was trying to uhhhÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. Oh forget it what is the problem.
Anna: my fucking place got robbed thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s what happened(wispers) fucking fat ass
Cop: alright calm down IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m trying to help you
Anna: ok sorry, well I was just readying Victoria secret and this bitch came along with his double barrel shotgun and threaten to kill me if I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t give him money. Ã‚Â I felt like I was going to piss my pants which I did and then I had no choice so I gave him the money, and that shit wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t of happened if my loving honcho would give me a FUCKING GUN
Vito: Oh shut the fuck up ho
Anna: Ho who you calling ho
Vito: you heard me goldylox.
Cop: FELLAS FELLAS JUST CALM DOWN
Anna: sorry please continue
Cop: ok well thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a start now if you would tell me what this guy looks like
Anna: ok this bitch__
Cop: donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t call him a bitch he isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t a female dog for crise sakes.
Anna: OH FUCK YOU BART SIMPSON
Cop: I love that show
Anna: I was referring you to that character because bart simpson is a smart ass and thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s what your being.
Cop: I was just telling you that the guy is not a female___
Anna: I fucking know that, thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s what people call people and besides I have a female dog at my house and I call her bitch all the time, thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s what me Vito named her, we named her bitch, jesus what planet did you come from cripton.
Cop: alright sorry just tell me what this fucker looks like.
Anna: Ok heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s about 6Ã¢â‚¬â„¢4 and heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s pretty heavy, he has a Fomancho and a dirty black mullet.
Cop: you what car or Licence plate he has.
Anna: no mother fucker I was lying in my own piss
Cop: Ok well weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll try to find him thank you for your time but I would watch out if I were you other cops would of arrested you for talking to them like that but anyways we will get back to you as soon as we find him. Good day
Vito: IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m going to kill that fucker
Vito: never mind IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m headed over to RicoÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s house
Anna: are you going to have dinner
Vito: are you cooking it
Vito: then no
Anna: wait one second
Vito: what the fuck is it
Anna: what about Eddie what am I going to do with him
Vito: uhhhh fuck him
Anna: Will you stop joking around for at least 1 time Ã‚Â Bo-Bo the clown
Vito: alright just kick him out of the house and if that doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t work then kill him got that.
Anna: fine, but I still cant believe why you wont eat my food ever. Ã‚Â I get sick and tired of it. Ã‚Â I like to cook and our whole family likes my food except for you. Ã‚Â I just donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t get it, I just donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t fucking get it. Ã‚Â Fine Vito if you wont eat my food then just do what you always do
Vito: and whatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s that
Anna: eat fast food
Vito: hey sista just do what you always do sign up for the beauty contest its just five blocks away
Anna: fine I will
Vito: alright see you later Miss Congeniality
By the way my script before then was deleted so this script might have some spelling or grammer errors