on the main site there’s a scripts section
this is the best, i just read this
WAYNE
What do you think of Mickey and
Mallory?
ECU on SIMON and NORMAN HUN, two brothers/bodybuilders, in a
head SHOT.
SIMON
I admire them.
NORMAN
I do, too.
WAYNE
(confused)
But how can you say that?
SIMON
They’re mesmerising.
NORMAN
Hypnotizing.
SIMON
Have you seen Pumping Iron?'<br/> <br/> WAYNE<br/> Yes.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> Then you've seen the scene where Arnold<br/> Schwartzenegger is talking to Lou<br/> Ferigno.<br/> <br/> WAYNE<br/> Yes.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> Through the power of the simple word---<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> And a snake-eye glare.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> ---and a snake-eye glare, Arnold was<br/> able to totally psyche out any<br/> confidence Ferigno had.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> He squashed him mentally before<br/> physically defeating him.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> He had the edge. The mind's edge.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> Mickey and Mallory have that edge.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> Only on a much grander scale.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> They've hypnotized the nation.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> Schwartzenegger was the king of the<br/> edge before they came along.<br/> <br/> The CU of the brothers ZOOMS back.<br/> <br/> WAYNE<br/> You say this and yet. . .you two are<br/> both victims of Mickey and Mallory.<br/> <br/> SHOT has zoomed back to reveal that both Simon and Norman are in<br/> wheelchairs (their legs maimed or gone).<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> Yes.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> Yes.<br/> <br/> WAYNE<br/> How can you say that youadmire’ them?
NORMAN
It’s like this, Wayne. Two people are
standing in a dark room waiting for the
other to attack. These two people
can’t see each other, yet they know
they’re there. Now, they can either
stand in the dark room forever waiting
until they die of boredom, or one of
them can make the first move.
WAYNE
Why can’t they just shake hands and be
friends?
NORMAN
They can’t because neither knows if the
other is a deranged senseless killer
like the Knoxs. So, you may as well
make the first move.
WAYNE
And they made the first move?
NORMAN
Unfortunately, yes.
SIMON
But you see, that’s okay, Wayne.
WAYNE
Why?
SIMON
They passed the edge' along to us.<br/> <br/> WAYNE<br/> How so?<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> By taking away our legs. Now we have<br/> to fight harder to get ahead than<br/> anyone else you'll find in this gym.<br/> Probably the whole city. They gave us<br/> the fighting spirit. Before this<br/> happened I was content. Now I'm pissed<br/> off. Now I'm half a man and I've got<br/> to work like the devil to get whole<br/> again.<br/> <br/> WAYNE<br/> But you'll never be whole again.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> Never is a very long time, Wayne. A<br/> word only the weak use. I'm not a sore<br/> loser. Even if I don't have a leg to<br/> stand on, I'm going to get up and fight<br/> this world until I'm on top again.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> That's the Mickey and Mallory way.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> That's the way of the world.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> They're shocking the world into<br/> remembering the primal law.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> Survival of the fittest.<br/> <br/> WAYNE<br/> One last question. Usually Mickey and<br/> Mallory kill all of their victims. Why<br/> did they let you two survive?<br/> <br/> The brothers pause, then turn to Wayne.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> They had us tied down during one of<br/> their house raids, you've seen the<br/> headlines, and they were taking a<br/> chainsaw to our legs before they were<br/> gonna kill us.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> Just for fun, I guess.<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> And then Mallory stops Mickey and says,<br/>Hey, these are the Brothers Hun.‘
SIMON
Mickey stops sawin’ on my leg and says,
Oh my God, I'm your biggest fan!'<br/> <br/> NORMAN<br/> Apparently, they've seen all our films.<br/> <br/> SIMON<br/> They were especially influenced by<br/>Conquering Huns of Neptune.'
NORMAN
So, Mallory calls 911 and they took
off.
SIMON
They actually apologized.
LOL at the Pumping Iron reference
