[quote]Just make sure to move out the way as to not get your dick run over[/quote]
The damn shame is that that could never pose a problem for me because mine isn’t long enough to tough the tarmac, but it makes that up in width, which is what the ladies REALLY like.
But yeah, those soccermoms would be a great audience for such a show. The’d be like “Ooeehhh look at that boy showing off his masculinety, makes me all wet down there it just oozes out of my…” her kids in the back of the station wagon go like “but mooommmm!!!” "not now kids! I’ma go pick up this guy now and you go play with your playstation."
Soccermoms rule.