This is a little comic spoof about quentin tarantino

Quentin Tarantino's world The Tarantino Universe
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His 38th film? For fuck’s sake! I gave up after four minutes



I think I should set up an anti-film school.



[size=80]CLINTON MORGAN’S 10 SECONDS ANTI-FILM SCHOOL

Motto " Give a guy a pencil he doesn’t become Rembrandt’

  1. Don’t use your friends.
  2. Videotape looks shit on film.
  3. Don’t even bother.
  4. Just get a fucking job and stop pissing me around.
  5. You’ve seen a lot of movies. Yeah? So?
  6. Doesn’t matter how many drafts you write, it’ll always be shit. Go and be a plumber.
  7. Don’t make movies, even if you want to.
  8. Success is not an option.
  9. You really want to with your whole heart? That desire will soon bleed out of you.
  10. You’ll look at your big pile of videos and DVDs that you brought with the intention of learning from and say to yourself, " What have I done with my life? That girl liked me! And I turned her down because I was so determined and I did not want a relationship to get in the way of my chances of making it. Augh!!! "[/size]



    I’ve never read it but Joe Queenan wrote a book on his experiences of making a film with credit cards for $7000. The result? He ended up in debt with a movie nobody wanted.