The Simpsons Thread

Marge: We can’t just give up on our house. There’s got to be a way to get these guys out of here.

Bart: I say we set fire to the house, kill em that way.

Marge: We don’t want to kill them, Bart. We just want our home back.

Lisa: (thinking it over) Well, if we did set fire to the house…

Marge: No fires!

Homer: I’ve got it!

Marge: No fires!

Homer: Aw.

Marge: There must be a way to outsmart them.

Homer: Uh, you can’t outsmart carnival folk. They’re the cleverest folk in the world. Just look at the way they sucker regular folks with those crooked games. (gasping) That’s it! Fire!