The Embarrasing Confessions Thread

I’m playing Halo 3 tonight, I got a new mic ^-^



We can chat around, and maybe do a little more XoXO I am so Biocurious!



Jk

[quote=“Biohazard”]
I’m playing Halo 3 tonight, I got a new mic ^-^



We can chat around, and maybe do a little more XoXO I am so Biocurious!



Jk
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If you’re not joking about playing Halo, send me an invite when I’m on.

[quote=“Seth_Gecko”]
Hahaha! I bet you still burn them with the occasional male ass joke :stuck_out_tongue:
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No actually. I’m sure they would deny it until they died. They were so ashamed, which made it that much more funny. I’ve checked out androgynous looking women before before realizing they were women, and it doesn’t bother me!

What DOES a terrorist look like? Just so that I can be on the look-out.



Okay, bad joke about sensative issue. Chillax.



I got strip-searched at Chicago O’Hare. Just cos I had an attitude with the little prick that wanted to randomly check everything in my bag and on my person.



Random checks = faking the fact they’re still profiling, whilst annoying the shite out of whomever falls victim to it.

I don’t know about terrorists, but I was discussing the other day with some female friends who I would be more worried about in a dark alley. These are STEREOTYPES, but people of recent African and/or Asian descent to not come off as being as threatening to me as black and white Canadian and Americans (men who are obviously from Africa or whose parents are tend to be the nicest. They are extraordinarily friendly and polite). Basically, men that are more “americanized” typically seem to have a lot less respect for women (at least publically), at least in Canada. Remember, these are stereotypes, but in my experience men who have recently immigrated, or whose parents are immigrants, tend to be much more polite and non threatening. Once again STEREOTYPES, but I just think it’s interesting, (I understand that in many places of the world women are not treated kindly, I am just referring to my experiences as a Canadian woman, with people who have immigrated here.) especially because of the way some people in North America treat minorities.

[quote=“Ify”]
Haha, nice try buddy, but your previous racist remarks can’t be forgotten and I will always see you as such (a racist). You know damn well what you meant by it.



He knows I am. We have had arguments about it before. This isn’t your area, I suggest you stay out.



I don’t want this blown into a bigger proportion. Consider yourself warned, Kilgore.
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It was a fucking joke! Not a racist remark. There is a fucking difference between saying that the dumb-asses at the airport think that every middle-eastern-looking person looks like a terrorist and saying that every middle-easterner looks like a terrorist. And by the way…nothing ever stopped you from making your nim-witted remarks about Texans. Did I cry a fucking river? Hell no. It wouldn’t hurt for you to laugh every once in a while…even if it is at your expense.

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
It was a fucking joke! Not a racist remark. There is a fucking difference between saying that the dumb-asses at the airport think that every middle-eastern-looking person looks like a terrorist and saying that every middle-easterner looks like a terrorist. And by the way…nothing ever stopped you from making your nim-witted remarks about Texans. Did I cry a fucking river? Hell no. It wouldn’t hurt for you to laugh every once in a while…even if it is at your expense.
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What remarks about Texans? I don’t even know enough about it to take the piss. I’m not crying a river, your joke was just out-of-taste. So you think I look like a terrorist just because my skin is brown? Wow. You definitely are the coolest member of this board.



OBVIOUSLY…all terrorists listen to Pink Floyd… :wink:

[quote=“Ify”]
What remarks about Texans? I don’t even know enough about it to take the piss. I’m not crying a river, your joke was just out-of-taste. So you think I look like a terrorist just because my skin is brown? Wow. You definitely are the coolest member of this board.




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dude…did I say that you look like a terrorist? I said that the assholes at the airport might think that you look like a terrorist. Do you speak English motherfucker?

Non. Je suis français. Je m’ appelle Irfaan. J’ai 21 ans. Ca va?

[quote=“Ify”]
Non. Je suis français. Je m’ appelle Irfaan. J’ai 21 ans. Ca va?
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Ay gamisou Malaka

[quote=“Ify”]
Non. Je suis français. Je m’ appelle Irfaan. J’ai 21 ans. Ca va?
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Funny, I’ve studied French for 5 years and those are probably the only three sentences I can properly construct.

Alright guys, one time when i was wacking off and i busted my nut…a little bit of cum landed inbetween my lips, then when i reached for the nearest thing to wipe it off, that thing just happened to be a drying sock with you know what on it. When i told my friends they said that i pretty much got two facial’s at once. :’( :frowning: :embarassed:



Lets just say from now on i always have my hand blocking my face. ;D

[quote=“Scarface”]
Funny, I’ve studied French for 5 years and those are probably the only three sentences I can properly construct.
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J’vais t’casser tes p’tites pattes arrieres

[quote="KÅ

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
J’vais t’casser tes p’tites pattes arrieres
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lol

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
there are some things that we don’t want to know.
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Well, maybe we didnt want to know about your little threesome with…i believe it was Silver? ;D

I don’t want to know about 80% of what Kilgore says. He is like the most immature 32-year old I have ever has the displeasure of talking to. I feel sorry for his kid.

[quote=“Ify”]
32-year old
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Did you miss his birthday?

I did actually. I was away from the Internet that week. So he’s 33 now? I’m impressed you know :smiley: