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The Embarrasing Confessions Thread


#1

Confess some embarrasing things in here! I’ll post later, have to think.


#2

I would be surprised if people actually replied to this honestly…


#3

[quote=“Thousand Eyes”]
I would be surprised if people actually replied to this honestly…
[/quote]
Yeah. I mean what kind of idiot is going to just waltz in here, and openly admit that he uncontrolably wet the bed until he was 12. I mean…



Oops. Um. Yeah. Bye!


#4

I have a bionic penis.


#5

I ate the soul of the universe ???


#6

[quote=“Fuckface”]
I ate the soul of the universe ???
[/quote]

What did it taste like?


#7

Miller high life.


#8

[quote=“Spiros”]
Yeah. I mean what kind of idiot is going to just waltz in here, and openly admit that he uncontrolably wet the bed until he was 12. I mean…



Oops. Um. Yeah. Bye!
[/quote]

So…what made you stop?


#9

My older brother once heard me loudly having sex. Just knowing that now makes me want to gag. I felt so fucking gross. Bahshshshdh, thinking about it now bothers me. It’s one of those things you randomly remember and cringe. Ick.


#10

[quote=“plunderbunnie”]
My older brother once heard me loudly having sex. Just knowing that now makes me want to gag. I felt so fucking gross. Bahshshshdh, thinking about it now bothers me. It’s one of those things you randomly remember and cringe. Ick.
[/quote]
When I had just graduated from college (24 yrs old) my sister came into my room while I was doing this little 18 yr old girl doggy style


#11

[quote=“plunderbunnie”]
My older brother once heard me loudly having sex. Just knowing that now makes me want to gag. I felt so fucking gross. Bahshshshdh, thinking about it now bothers me. It’s one of those things you randomly remember and cringe. Ick.
[/quote]

He joined in, didin’t he?



You were all wearing giant rat suits, just humping away…


#12

[quote=“Biohazard”]
He joined in, didin’t he?



You were all wearing giant rat suits, just humping away…
[/quote]
that’s the first funny thing you’ve ever said.


#13

I didn’t even think that was funny. Don’t lower your standards Kilgore.


#14

[quote=“Ify”]
I didn’t even think that was funny. Don’t lower your standards Kilgore.
[/quote]

Looky here, Boy George hated my comments!


#15

[quote=“Biohazard”]
He joined in, didin’t he?



You were all wearing giant rat suits, just humping away…
[/quote]

Ha…ha. Funny stuff.



Jackass.


#16

[quote=“Ify”]
I didn’t even think that was funny. Don’t lower your standards Kilgore.
[/quote]

Wait, Kilgore has standards? :smiley:


#17

[quote=“Angel”]
Wait, Kilgore has standards? :smiley:
[/quote]

He does. They may be very very very low standards, but he has a standard nonetheless.


#18

[quote=“Ify”]
He does. They may be very very very low standards, but he has a standard nonetheless.
[/quote]

Yeah, I know. Kilgore’s actually a nice guy, but he won’t admit it.


#19

[quote=“Biohazard”]
Looky here, Boy George hated my comments!
[/quote]

You’re not actually 20 are you?


#20

I got drunk on free beer, my friend paid me 50 bucks to walk into the supermarket with only my boxors on, start eating an apple and then piss myself when the manager came about.



And i did. And it sucked.



Another shitty part was that i ran into someone i owed that money too the same day, so…



I hate low self esteem.