Tell Me a Joke!

[quote=“Bone Daddy”]
A boy and a child molestor go strolling into the woods, one rainy, overcast day. The boy says “Mister, I’m cold, and it’s dark, and I’m a-scared.” The molestor says “How do you think I feel, I gotta come back alone!”
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That one was pretty good. I actually laughed.