[Note:Plot is really out there and very stupid]
Plot:A man in his 30’s comes back from the Vietnam war to find his wife murdered and the town is ran by ex-circus clowns who have now created their own street gang(The Clownhouse)they were polka dotted pants with matching shirts and go around terrorizing everybody & everyone with baseball bats and squirting yellow sunflowers. They own the town…til a man with bright mouche that goes by the name of Burt Reynolds stops them. Burt Reynolds & The Windower team up together for revenge!
Feel free to change anything you want.
[quote=“me”]
[Note:Plot is really out there and very stupid]
Plot:A man in his 30’s comes back from the Vietnam war to find his wife murdered and the town is ran by ex-circus clowns who have now created their own street gang(The Clownhouse)they were polka dotted pants with matching shirts and go around terrorizing everybody & everyone with baseball bats and squirting yellow sunflowers. They own the town…til a man with bright mouche that goes by the name of Burt Reynolds stops them. Burt Reynolds & The Windower team up together for revenge!
Feel free to change anything you want.
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Nice. If you don’t mind, I like to wait until we get into it a bit before I add stuff. I just would like to see what others will come up with. But I will like that plot if everyone else wants to as well. If C.K. would get into this, this is exactly his type of story. 
I think the clowns should be juggalos.
What are you not into?
It will be cool with me though. Burt Reynolds killing juggalos.
[quote=“G”]
What are you not into?
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What do you mean? 
[quote=“G”]
It will be cool with me though. Burt Reynolds killing juggalos.
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Burt Reynolds wouldn’t kill the juggalos. The juggalos would blast him in the face with weed smoke and get him high. Then Burt would forget what he was there for and have a Cornetto instead.
[quote=“me”]… and the town is ran by ex-circus clowns who have now created their own street gang…[/quote]
i love this idea!
but… how about police? what they gone do?
[quote=“justbasterd”]
i love this idea!
but… how about police? what they gone do?
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it’s a small country town like the movies. Only 2 cops.
[quote=“Sgt. Geoi Donowitz”]
What do you mean?
Burt Reynolds wouldn’t kill the juggalos. The juggalos would blast him in the face with weed smoke and get him high. Then Burt would forget what he was there for and have a Cornetto instead.
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I meant it seems you like everything. Green Lantern, country music, juggalos, random stuff.
Burt Reynolds would smash any teenage juggalo with his mighty stache.
A black screen. Dark Of The Sun Main Theme plays as the opening credits play.
Then… we see a tent in a desert. It’s a old gypsy tent. A man is sitting out side and is playing on a very, very old flamenco guitarr. Far, far away in the desert we see a siluett throw the heat, approaching the tent.
Ok, follow this up.
How about out of the heat comes an ice cream man and he says, “Jesus, it was a terrible idea to be an ice cream man in the desert.”
[quote=“F.W.”]
How about out of the heat comes an ice cream man and he says, “Jesus, it was a terrible idea to be an ice cream man in the desert.”
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Yeah, then the gypsy kills him with the guitarr.
Oooh, we could end it with everyone dying of AIDS.
How about an entire European city is MURDERED and two hard-boiled homicide detectives from the United States are flown over to investigate it? And they’re teamed up with a specialist from Scotland Yard.
Their names will be Lars Rough and Greg Heat.
And when they get assigned the case they’ll be like, "what the fuck?!?@!"
We can call it ROUGH HEAT.
Then sequels:
ROUGH HEAT 2: THE HEAT GETS ROUGHER
ROUGH HEAT 3: HOTTER ROUGHNESS
ROUGH HEAT 4: THE ROUGH JUST GOT HOT
We need to atleast have Burt Reynolds in this movie.
He can play their captain.
“ROUGH! HEAT! MY OFFICE NOW!”
[quote=“F.W.”]
He can play their captain.
“ROUGH! HEAT! MY OFFICE NOW!”
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I’m cool with that. Every movie needs a Burt Reynolds.
We need some women. Let’s name her Margo after Margo Channing from All About Eve - played by Miss Bette Davis. Funny thing about her role is that she played it as Tallulah Bankhead who at the time chastised Bette Davis on her radio show for doing so. I think it’s really bar nonne one of the top ten performances ever recorded on film, I wish someone in the filmmaking world had the balls to do a film like All About Eve - I know Mankiewicz was such an exceptional talent - even bigger than that of The Coens or Paul Thomas Anderson. He was a master screenwriter, with such vast knowledge of past literature. And the structure of his films are so exceptional - he knew structure so well - above all a great writer. I’ve been trying to hunt down the original screen play book online, it’s worth over 100 hundered dollars, but still. I’m also getting the book that talks about the making of All About Eve. Best movie ever made!
I don’t wanna be apart of this anymore.
[quote=“F.W.”]
I don’t wanna be apart of this anymore.
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why?
This thread is a biohazard.