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#1

I’m interested to know what kind of sport The Members at Tarantino Archives are interested in. You might like taking part in the sport or you might just like watching it (them). Vote away…


#2

I’m a keen follower of soccer, Formula 1 (a new season’s gonna start soon in 2 weeks’ time, hooray! Go Renault!) and WWE wrestling (if you call that sports that is).


#3

Football/Soccer

Boxing

Snooker



i play football with the mates from time to time, indoors and outdoors in the summertime, been doing it since i was 6 or so, was part of a club when i was 10 till i was 13, midfielder, i was good but quit because of lazyness


#4

Snooker rules, I play it every week with friends and enjoy it, the best game ever, something where you can really see the progress, building larger breaks every time you play, excellent.



Football’s great, I play it in summer in a team with my friends, we suck awfully, we’ve lost every single tournament, but we go there anyway, all teams are like preparing for it, we just go there to play football.



And yeah, I swim, I’m pretty good at it, but it’s boring and the water’s cold.


#5

i never learned how to swim, isn’t that awefull, if you put me in a pool i’ll sink like a brick


#6

not until you hire a chick for a 75 to help you swim


#7

is watching porn a sport


#8

no, but jerking off is


#9

[quote=“Johny_Exhale”]
no, but jerking off is
[/quote]HOW DARE YOU!!!


#10

how? like i just did, chill out Jesse, i mean “Snake Charmer”


#11

Jesse, my name is sex machine >:D


#12

[quote=“Snake Charmer”]
Jesse, my name is sex machine >:D
[/quote]

Please don’t spoil my thread. (note how I have asked you nicely)


#13

I voted Tennis and Cycling, though I watch a lot of other stuff on TV. I played Tennis myself when I was younger and got into cycling like two or three years ago (about a thousand miles last summer). I’m not that much into team sports, never saw the appeal, and that’s what I like most about Tennis: It depends on you and you alone if you win or lose a match; no chance of blaming it on a team member’s fault or something (double excluded). Another good thing: There is no draw, cause the duration of the match is unlimited.



I’m absolutely not interested in football - seriously, I’m not gonna spend 90 minutes of my life watching a game where it’s possible that nothing happens - and I’m fucking annoyed by all the buzz about it. Every goal, every foul, every offside - blah, blah, blah. Endless babbling (or “analyzing”, as they like to call it) about it in countless TV shows. Plus football fans are the sickest of them all; there’s areas where they’ll beat the shit out of you and wreck your car just because you’re fan of a different club. Fucking wankers.


#14

[quote=“Ify”]
Please don’t spoil my thread. (note how I have asked you nicely)
[/quote]

Your thread now belongs to everyone.


#15

Amen, brother. He actually reported me to “The Seb”…do you know how many fucking times I’ve been banned! Now I have to get a new e-mail account. (Yes I’m lonely and morbidly obese.)


#16

[quote=“Yoshitsune”]
I’m absolutely not interested in football - seriously, I’m not gonna spend 90 minutes of my life watching a game where it’s possible that nothing happens - and I’m fucking annoyed by all the buzz about it. Every goal, every foul, every offside - blah, blah, blah. Endless babbling (or “analyzing”, as they like to call it) about it in countless TV shows. Plus football fans are the sickest of them all; there’s areas where they’ll beat the shit out of you and wreck your car just because you’re fan of a different club. Fucking wankers.
[/quote]

Yeah, agreed, hahah, today I saw one of the best Simpsons episodes ever where they make fun of football, there was a TV commercial for a game in Springfield: “one of the most exciting games ever, high kicking, low scoring and ties!”. In the game people were just passing the ball to one another, like it usually really is.



I hate outs, it’s like they’re playing on a roof, once a ball is kicked out of the field the game stops.


#17

Who are you really Snake Charmer? Reveal your true identity.


#18

I consider having sex as a sport. It stimulates your brains.


#19

[quote=“Bleach”]
Your thread now belongs to everyone.
[/quote]

How so? What changed between the time I made the thread and when you posted that message, sticking up for that fucking prick? You’re as bad as him. Also, didn’t I tell you to stop replying to my posts? I wish there was an “ignore function” on here, you’re silly arse is really starting to piss me off.


[quote=“Buck”]
I consider having sex as a sport. It stimulates your brains.
[/quote]

Who would have sex with a silly, fat, ugly bastard like you? You’re obsessed with rape, you talk out of your arse and you have a rather embarassing (for you) fixation with Seb. I suggest you think before you post any of your retarded comments, tubby.





You know, I try to be nice. I really do. But when these fucking moronic wankers post the dumbest shit in a language they can’t even fucking use properly, it really does my tits in.


#20

That’s your problem, curry chicken, not mine.