Talking about a reboot of a franchise, half a year after the last entry was released theatrically. WOW. the fast times we life in.
My script pitch for Spider-Man 4:
They should kill off Mary Jane, make Peter have wild sex with Gwen, before realizing that his girl was always the neighbor who brought him cookies and milk. In the end, they marry and there’s a long wedding ceremony. THE END.
So much for the B-plot, in the main part of the movie, Spider-Man is so full of himself again that he bursts into dance sequences/musical numbers several times. The Sinister Six plans world domination, but find themselves distracted by Spideys revue dancing. In their weak moments (when they don’t fight him) they join in and dance along. But in the final action sequence, Spidey kills them all and feeds their testicles to wild animals. He then regrets it and thinks he has lost his soul (being violent and all that) , but finds it again on a soul seeking journey, that takes forever.
original score: Klaus Badelt, Rodgers & Hammerstein
special appearences: Stan Lee, ZZ Top
