Camel Turkish Gold, baby. If you’re gonna give yourself cancer, give yourself manly cancer.
It’s funny, I made it all my life living with my entire family and friends smoking and having never even taken a drag (off a cigarette, anyway, the leaves of cannibis sattiva don’t count) and then once my girlfriend jokingly offered me a cigarette and I actually took a drag, as a joke, I liked it & started smoking 2 packs a week, not much but still. I don’t buy any of that gorilla shit about it being addictive after one hit though, before I smoked I would still have raging anxiety and do things like eat junk food to try and kill the shakes (which it never does and just ends up getting you fat), chewing gum (I’m a chain-chewer, I can’t even keep the shit in the house), drinking beer (well, some things never change) and in between all of that, grinding my teeth. So really, smoking isn’t that bad and I agree, who wants to live forever? I’m not counting on living past 70.