Saw FDTD for the first time

Man, you have to see the second half of Dusk completely stoned to fully enjoy it. There are so many intentional things that don’t make any sense that it’s fucking hilarious. Like:



1.) The band exploding

2.) Keitel’s delayed transformation

3.) Juliette’s perfect crossbow-aim

4.) When Juliette shoots her brother, all the vampires sucking his blood explode for no reason.

5.) Salma’s hair  completely messed up after the dance and one second later it becomes fully combed and straight again.

6.) Salma about to fall at one point when dancing with the snake. (watch closely!).

7.) Razor Charlie’s eyeballs falling in the billiard pockets.

8.) The completely fake-looking torso Clooney throws away before talking to his dead brother.

9.) Frost killing a vampire with a fucking pencil.

10.) Salma’s vampire version resembling a snake for no apparent reason.



Seems as if Robert and QT wanted to throw in as much cheesiness as possible so as to make the perfect horror b-movie.