…Sitting at a table in the Roy Rogers is a fat half black/half puerto rican named “LAYAWAY”. He is Mr Periwinkle’s friend and a fellow Dungeons n Dragons member.
Mr Periwinkle: Say hello to my lil fren.
Mr Periwinkle pulls out a special hard to find dragon piece to the Dungeons n Dragons game.
Mr Periwinkle: Happy Birthday buddy.
Layaway: You slick mothafucka! Aww maan! Thanks Freddy!
(The two hug)
Freddy Meandyke: No prab.
Layaway: So whats going on with the boys. You guys gonna pull that job or what?
Freddy Meandyke: Yep, Im meeting with Moe Stein this week. If everything works out, I’ll be heisting a whole bunch of swag including more of those sweet D & D figures and the boards. The whole fuckin thing. We’ll be set.
Layaway: I gotta hand it to you man, who’da thunk a D & D fanatic could manage to get into a professional crew?
Freddy Meandyke: Thats what watchin Inside The Mafia and playin D & D will get ya my friend. I’m an actor, an arteest heh heh heh.
Layaway: Hey my sister wants to meet ya.
Freddy: Cmonnnn Layaway…
Layaway (pleading): Shes lost a bunch of weight. Shes at an even 300 lbs now! Look, shes big, but shes nice. She needs a man dude.
(As Layaway describes her, We dissolve to a shot of Layaways sister Peggy smiling. Shes basically Layaway, but with a pile of curly hair extensions on her head. She aint a pretty sight.)
We Cut back to Freddys face looking sad.
Freddy: I dont know man…
Layaway: Look, if you go out with her ONCE, I’ll let you borrow my place at the lake for a week. Just take her out, show her a good time.
Freddy: 2 weeks at the lake house.
Layaway: Mothafucka! OK, 2 weeks.
Layaway: Speakin of sweet, Make sure you take Peggy to Pinecroft Dairy. Its her favorite spot.
Freddy (jots it down): Pinecroft Dairy, you got it.
Layaway: Yo, you hungry? I just ordered Roy’s Rio Nacho Grande platter, extra everything: Queso, Enchilada sauce, chili sauce, jalapenos…
Freddy: Sounds tasty, but no thanks man. I gotta go. I got shit to do. Gotta get my suit from the cleaners, go over my lines. I gotta be sharp as a razor for this interview.
Layaway: I hear ya. OK, well, Talk at ya later bro… (ahem) I mean, Mr Periwinkle.
(The two bump fists)
Layaway is all done eating his nachos, his face is all greasy.
(Voice offscreen): HEY.
Layaway looks up, his face covered in cheese sauce, salsa, etc.
Man in black suit shoots Layaway point blank. Blood shoots everywhere. People scatter and scream. The man runs out of the diner.
We slowly pan up Layaways body, its covered in blood and salsa.