Dear WinslowLeach,
I apologize if you feel that I have offended you. I had no idea that I was not allowed to enter discussions that involved persons as intelligent and experienced as you. I will discontinue this behavior, as it is completely inappropriate and disrespectful. If I have any questions concerning matters which are too difficult for me to comprehend, I am hopeful that I may consult with you in order to obtain the facts which will hopefully grant enlightenment to my feeble mind. I surely hope that my transgressions have not destroyed any chances that I may have of being graced with your tutelage.
Regards,
Kilgore Trout
