A certain member of the family has passed away. Her name was Bettsy Lou. :’(
I came back from work this morning from my usual graveyard shift and I sat on my desk and turned my Bettsy on…
and - oh god ! - I can’t finish! :’(
Bettsy froze up on me, and I turned it off and I waited for a few moments as I recollected myself from that terrible scare. And when I turned my Bettsy back on three flashing red lights pulsated on and off, on and off!
I screamed at the top of my lungs, but Bettsy was gone. I had some good times with her. Getting 47 of 50 achievements from Dead Rising, or beating Albert Wesker in Resident Evil 5, and how can I forget all those web cam sessions I had with some pretty tweens ( no just kidding - really! Or am I?).
Bettsy is in a better place now, somewhere over the Microsoft dump yard of other dead 360s.
I know Bettsy doesn’t like me after all those times I destroyed you, but still, that sucks man. Mine has died 3 times on me. It’s tough. Just get a new one.