Official Porn Star Appreciation Thread

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]




Pete…this ain’t the girl you’ve been talking to on that phone sex line you spent last month’s rent on.
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I couldn’t call a phone sex line. I wouldn’t be able to stop thinking of Robert Altman’s Short Cuts and imagining that the girl on the other end is some married mother feeding her children whilst talking to me… or Punch-drunk Love.