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#1

Grindhouse 2: Return Of The Exploitation



Quentin Tarantino Presents:



" Mocha Late! " A Hot Sexy Mama, With Nothing To Lose, EXCEPT HER INSANITY!



A Blaxploitation Thriller About A Cop With A Happy Trigger Finger.



Robert Rodriguez Presents:



" Bikers From Hell "



A Gang Of Cons, Out On The Edge, To Get What They Want, Whenever They Want.



Fake Trailers:



George A. Romero presents:



Vampire Raceway



Eli Roth Presents:



Thanksgiving Two - Next Years Supper



Kevin Smith Presents:



ALIEN NUNS FROM MARS!



Martin Scorsese Brings Us:



Zombies Of The Military


#2

(All mine were inspired by different trailers…)



Quentin Tarantino:Handicapped Hero



"When a friend is in need of your help who says you need legs?"



A former karate expert is out for revenge when his best friend’s wife is murdered by a street gang in the alley near his home.



Robert Rodriguez:Rampage



"Always be nice to the new kid in school"



The new kid in class is made fun of and picked on constantly to he has had enough of it and goes on a murdering rampage on the one’s who have done him wrong.



Fake Trailers:



Combat Shock



"He’s tougher than Rambo,scarier than Freddy Kruger,and more sadistic than The Terminator…its COMBAT SHOCK!"



After coming back from vietnam a man finds out his beautiful streets where he use to live and play baseball with his son has become filled with drug pushers. So his family must fight and use whatever they have to win.



Welcome Home



"This time Santa’s brought brand new presents for your christmas tree"



A mental patient in a santa suit goes killing from one house to a another using various weapons he finds along the way.



Dyke Gangsters(am I going to far with this one?)



"They will tell you where to put the gun and tell you how to have fun!"



They dont only kill people with each other they have sex with each other too!


#3

my father said earlier " Dykes On Bykes "


#4

Yeah that works :slight_smile:


#5

this would be a great idea, for the film to become a franchise, and the franchise to become a label, theaterically releasing these films, like what Rolling Thunder did, but theatricially.



Machete needs to be released like this.


#6

Thats a great idea MikeB


#7

Grindhouse 2: A Double Feature



El Mariachi vs. El Wray



&



Machete









just a few more things.


  • after Grindhouse becomes a franchise, it should become a theme park. Think about it. There’s more than enough content for something like that, unfortunately not enough potential parkgoers.






  • I just watched the dateline special where they interviewed QT and RR, at the New Beverly! Good segment, but they had some b-roll of QT shooting Death Proof. There was a shot of the Death Proof slate and I paused it to see that it said that QT was the director and RR was the D.P. (director of photography.) So looks like RR did do some DP work but QT got the cinematographer credit anyway.



    Edited to add: from looking at some more of that BTS footage, that slate was probably made when RR was set to DP the film, and they never took it off, in Warren’s bar scene. In Zoe’s revenge scene, looks like they’re working with a new slate where it’s only QT’s name as Director and Camera.

#8

GRINDHOUSE II



Fake Trailer: PLANET TERROR II, and a trailer by Craig Brewer



1st Feature Film: MACHETE



Trailers: Tarantino’s COWGIRLS IN SWEDEN, An 80’s Teen Sex Comedy trailer by Eli Roth, A Spaghetti Western Trailer, and A Kung-Fu trailer by Stephen Chow.



2nd Feature Film: WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS.



If there will be a Sequel to GRINDHOUSE, I think it would be cool if it went that ^^^^.


#9

Top Gun 2



"Maverick" a.k.a. Tom Cruise is the center of a “don’t ask-don’t tell” scandal. He and Iceman have a shower scene in which Goose’s ghost cums back from the dead.


#10

To Quote Todd Field and Tarantino from Sleep With Me:



“SWOOOORRRRDDDDD FIIIGGGGGGTTTTTTHHHH”


#11

I want to see QTs “The Big Boss Of Rome” trailer!! 8) :o



For features:



A QT kung fu film.



RR: I dont really know what he should do. Im sorta tired of all the Mexican themed stuff though.


#12

Grindhouse Part 2



Ads: ‘‘Hot n’ juicy’’ steaks, ‘‘El Tomato’’ juice commercial



Prevues of coming attractions!:


  1. Big Boss of Rome Trailer (Quentin Tarantino) (Mafia)
  2. Cowgirls from Sweden (Quentin Tarantino) (Sexploitation)



    Now our feature presentation



    Machete (Robert Rodriquez)



    intermission: our next feature will begin shortly.



    Thanksgiving 2: Turkey Jerkey (Eli Roth) (Horror)

    Beer ad

    Buy some of our refreshments in the lobby

    Dog Fucker (David Fincher) (Horror, Exploitation)





    Second Feature



    Werewolf women of the SS (Rob Zombie) (Horror)



    THE END



    Grindhouse Part 3



    Trailers:



    From Dusk Till Dawn 4 (Eli Roth) (Horror)

    Dykes on Bikes (Rob Zombie) (Biker)

    Candy Ad





    First Feature:



    Thanksgiving 2: Turkey Jerkey (Eli Roth) (Horror)



    Trailers:



    The Mexican Soldier (Robert Rodriquez) (Action)

    Werewolf Women of the SS 2: Nazi Wolfmen Killers on the Loose (Comedy, Action)

    Candy ad

    Kung Fu Master Killer from Space (Stephen Chow) (Kung Fu, Drama)



    Second Feature:

    Big Boss of Rome Trailer (Quentin Tarantino) (Mafia)



    THE END





    Grindhouse 4



    Candy ad

    Beer ad

    ’‘El Pizzario del Bravo’’ new restuarant opening





    Trailers:



    Gang Bangers (Richard Linklater) (Biker, Action)

    Big Boss of Rome 2: Bigger & Bossier (Quentin Tarantino) (Mafia)

    Mexican Soldier 2: Que pasa? (Robert Rodriquez) (Action)



    First Feature:



    Kung Fu Master Killer from Space (Stephen Chow) (Kung fu, drama)



    Trailers:



    From Dusk Till Dawn 5: War of the Monsters (Quentin Tarantino) (Action)



    Second Feature:



    Dykes on Bikes (Rob Zombie) (Biker)



    THE END





    Grindhouse 5



    Trailers: They Called Him Asshole… Then They Died! (Rob Zombie) (Western)

    Machete part 2 : Badder and Bloodier (Robert Rodriquez) (Western, action)



    Candy ads



    First Feature

    Mexican Soldier (Robert Rodriquez) (Action)



    Trailers:Angry Black Chick 3: Angry as Fuck (Robert Rodriquez & Quentin Tarantino) (Blaxploitation)



    Second Feature



    Gang Bangers (Richard Linklater) (Biker, action)



    THE END

#13

Grindhouse 6



Ads:

Icy Picks Ice cream

Vodka Commercial

Burger Joint opening



Prevues of coming attractions!



Trailers:



Live and Die (Richard Linklater) (Cop, Action, Drama)

Sam Uray (Quentin Tarantino) (Samurai, Action)

English Tea Kick Chick (Edgar Wright) (Martial Arts, Comedy)



First Feature

Cowgirls From Sweden (Quentin Tarantino) (Sexploitation)





Trailers:

Big Boss of Rome 3: Il Boss vs Godfather (Eli Roth) (Mafia)

Planet Terror Part 2: Sicko’s VS Vampires (Robert Rodriquez) (Horror, Action)

Death Proof 2: The Deadening (Richard Linklater & Quentin Tarantino) (Drama, Action)









Second Feature:

They Called Him Asshole… Then They Died! (Rob Zombie) (Western)



THE END


#14

Grindhouse 7



Candy ads

Clothing ads



Trailers:

Attack on Police Station 14 (Robert Rodriquez) (Action)

The Killer Hillbillies (Quentin Tarantino) (Comedy)

Master shooter with two Guns (John Woo) (Action)



First Feature:

Live and Die (Richard Linklater) (Cop, Action, Drama)





Trailers:



L.A. Secrets (Rob Zombie) (Horror)

Planet Terror 3: The End of All (Eli Roth) (Action)







Second Feature:

Sam Uray (Quentin Tarantino) (Samurai, Action)


#15

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
Top Gun 2



"Maverick" a.k.a. Tom Cruise is the center of a “don’t ask-don’t tell” scandal. He and Iceman have a shower scene in which Goose’s ghost cums back from the dead.
[/quote]

Another classic from Kilgore!! Top Gun 2, a gay sequel!! Maaaan, you are a genius!!



Uh, a question on that: WHAT THE FUCK DOES TOP GUN HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDHOUSE?!!!



Anyone? Anyone? See? I didnt think so.


#16

[color=red]Grindhouse 2 - Dance with the Devil



[size=120]Feature Films[/size]



Lesbian Vampires of the Wasteland - America has been nuked, the political system shattered. Lesbian Vampires are going from town to town killing men and enslaving women. A group of soldiers return from Iraq to take back their women.



Beowulf 2 - Beowulf half human half demon tries to control his dark side. His father, Mephisto puts a bounty on his head. Thought to have destroyed a whole town and known to be the son of the devil, the sheriff of a small town hires a gang that captures Beowulf’s wife and uses her for bait. The fanatic villagers kill her. Now the gang and the town will know Beowulf’s vengeance.



[size=120]Trailers[/size]



Cheese Wanton Whore - An asian prostitute serial killer. The best man hired the worst woman to come out of a cake.



Kill Hill - The religious right will stop at nothing to assassinate the president.

TV “There is a new president, her name is Hilary!”

Dick Cheney "I can feel the screams of a million unborn children."

Jerry Falwell "For the love of god, we will kill her"



The Sack of Troy - Troy was an ordinary man. During the Christman season he posed as Santa. When one of the children accidently gives him a disease, he loses everything. Now he lives for only one thing, to kill sick children. He dons his Santa suit one more time as he goes to the McDonald house, bringing his sack of goodies.


#17

I’d like to see QT do Big Boss of Rome.


#18

[quote=“PopeyePete”]
Another classic from Kilgore!! Top Gun 2, a gay sequel!! Maaaan, you are a genius!!



Uh, a question on that: WHAT THE FUCK DOES TOP GUN HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDHOUSE?!!!



Anyone? Anyone? See? I didnt think so.

[/quote]
what is your point?


#19

Weinstein Co.'s Release Schedule



Grindhouse 2: You Wish



Grindhouse 3: Keep Dreaming



Grindhouse 4: Inglorious Bastards is Next



Grindhouse 5: Gotcha



Grindhouse 6: We’ll make Our Money Back this Time



Grindhouse 7: We Can’t Afford Inglorious Bastards



Grindhouse 8, 9, 10… We Can Only Afford to Make ACTUAL Grindhouse films From Now On


#20

[quote=“FilmGuy”]
Weinstein Co.'s Release Schedule



Grindhouse 2: You Wish



Grindhouse 3: Keep Dreaming



Grindhouse 4: Inglorious Bastards is Next



Grindhouse 5: Gotcha



Grindhouse 6: We’ll make Our Money Back this Time



Grindhouse 7: We Can’t Afford Inglorious Bastards



Grindhouse 8, 9, 10… We Can Only Afford to Make ACTUAL Grindhouse films From Now On
[/quote]

be careful…Popeye Pete may get angry at you for going off-topic. Here’s a little nursery rhyme:



Here comes popeye pete

six tons of swinging meat

there was a girl named sally brown

she said no guy could get her down

peter made his move real fast

stuffed is wang right up her ass

suddenly sally blew a fart and

blew his balls three feet apart!