I added more to it so read the second one it has alot of the same dialog as the first but improved more.
The Wolf Pack
By Julian Cicone
(The whole gang was at this fine pub drinking beers and having a good time even their boss Butch was there.)
Joe Joe: Hey doll, give us all another beer.
Waitress: Sure thing darling.
Moe: Damn is she fine.
Sid: You got that right.
Waitress: Here are your beers.
Joe Joe: Thanks
Moe: Yo Joe why don’t you go ask her out.
Joe Joe: On a date?
Moe: Yea why not.
Joe Joe: She is a fine looking girl but she is too young.
Moe: You got to be kidding me you are going to give up pussy like that.
Sid: Yea Joe stop being a little wuss and go knock her up.
Butch: If your not going to ask her then I will ask for ya.
Joe Joe: No please don’t do that I am warning you Butch.
Jay: You better stop or I’ll kill ya.
Sid: If you do that then I will get your little sword after we eat and whack your head off.
Jay: Oh really, after we eat its on
Sid: Why don’t you just bring it on now bitch.
Jay: All right
(Sid and Jay get up and try to fight but Joe Joe stops it.)
Joe Joe: Will you guys knock it off and sit down where at a restaurant.
Sid: All right All right.
(Butch is talking to the waiter and trying to talk to see if she will go on a date with Joe Joe.
Butch: Hey my friend with the Mo Hawk wants to go on a date with you.
Waitress: He does then why isn’t he asking me.
Butch: well…uhhh…____
Waitress: If it’s because he is nervous then no because I don’t want a man that’s afraid to ask a girl out because in reality he is a girl himself.
Butch: Uhh no that is not the reason why its because he hurt his back working out and he cant move all that well.
Waitress: Are you sure or are you just bullshitting me?
Butch: I sware to god his back is really injured do you want me to prove it?
Waitress: No I believe you
Butch: So will you go on a date with him?
Waitress: Sure I’ll go on a date with him.
Butch: Great uhh wait day and time.
Waitress: How about Friday at 7:00.
Butch: That will work out just fine.
(Butch goes back to the table and gives them the news)
Butch: She said yes Friday at 7:00 and oh yea by the way Joe I told her that you just hurt your back working out so by Friday tell her that your back is fine.
Joe Joe: Okay? Uhh why did you even tell her that in the first place?
Butch: Because she calls men girls that don’t ask themselves.
Joe Joe: Oh…well…that’s good then.
Moe: Man I have this crazy story I want to tell ya’ll.
Sid: Alright, tell away.
Moe: You remember our old friend Tony we use to call him Tony the Tiger but we haven’t seen him in a while because his wife wouldn’t allow us to see him anymore.
Jay: Yea what about him.
Moe: We all know that his wife is a fucking psycho right?
All: Yes yes.
Moe: Well just a few weeks ago Tony met this girl at this bar and she was a real fox I mean she was beautiful. She’s a babe that’s what she is and all the guys dig her and she had this little Marilyn Monroe kind of look blondish whitish hair and a similar face, Nice boobs and fantastic ass. Well what happened was when Tony got home they started making out in the car and his wife saw it happening.
Butch: Oh man that couldn’t be good did she kill him.
Moe: No but what happened was when Tony was asleep his wife got this huge butcher knife and whacked his dick off.
All: OOOOOOO jesus that had to make him sick.
Moe: Lets put it this way she just took away his man hood but wait it gets worse.
Joe Joe: Worse how could it get worse?
Moe: Oh trust me it can so when he woke up in agonizing pain his wife got a hot dog bun put his dick in the bun and forced him to eat it or she’ll kill him.
All: OOOOOO
Butch: Did he eat it?
Moe: Yep ate the whole thing.
Joe Joe: Jesus christ
Jay: I’m done eating.
Butch: I would of puke if I had to do that.
Sid: Tony had himself his very own oscar meyer weiner.
All:hahahahaha
Butch: Are you guys ready to go.
Joe Joe: I sure am what time is it?
Butch: 10:30
Joe Joe: Yea I’m bushed.
Butch: Tomorrow is Thursday and we have work to do Joe if you wanna go on that date with her then you better talk to her before we leave.
Joe Joe: What the hell I’ll go on a date with her she really is a fox
Sid: Ow Ow
Butch: Wait Joe
Joe Joe: Yea?
Butch: Don’t forget about your back.
Joe Joe: Right
(Joe Joe goes up acting like he pulled his back and tells her that Friday at 7:00 will work.)
Joe Joe: Hey I will except to go out with you Friday at 7:00.
Waitress: Thanks me too.
Joe Joe: What’s your name?
Waitress: Charity and what’s yours.
Joe Joe: Joe Joe but you can just call me Joe.
Charity: Your back looks real bad it looks like you can’t even move.
Joe Joe: Oh no I can walk just fine, the reason why I look like this is because of the pain but by Friday I bet you I will be as good as new.
Charity: Lets just hope that will happen.
Joe Joe: Yep lets just hope, well see you Friday at 7:00
Charity: See you then dadio and try not to trip on your way out.
Joe Joe: I’ll try
(Joe Joe walks back to the gang before he leaves.)
Moe: Did you tell her?
Joe Joe: Yep it all worked out.
Butch: Good now is everyone ready.
All: Yep
Butch: Then lets go.
(They all leave the pub)
The End
