My idea sucks but here goes.
There are two guys named Marty and Jack. They are bothsmall time gangsters. They are wearing suits. They are having a bad streak of luck like for example a crazy self made mob boss with a passion for the offbeat that they owe a shit load of money for. He loves horror movies and he always wears fake vampire teeth. Mean whille they have no ideas how to get the money,so The only thing that Marty has is a stuffed duck that his senile grandfather gave to him before he died because he said it had something in it important. Of course he was a fucking nut ball,so Marty and Jack go to pawn shop to pawn it. They get like 50.00 for it. Clearly not enough. They are going to rob a bank but it goes off pretty bad,Partly because they are not bad hearted people. They get arrested for a day. They get out but now everybody wants to kill them the rival gang who runs the bank and the gang that they owe money to. They send two hitman after them. Everytime you see the hitmen walk you see the walking from blue dust and doves flying around them . The only problem are the hitmen are gay lovers. Meanwhille Marty and Jack are thinking how to get money,so they have confersation at a resturant. Marty meets this asian women there and falls in love with her. They begin a odesy with her trying to win a high stakes card game with another gang lord . They win but the gang lord won’t execpt it. They shoot out in a John Woo gunfight. They kill everybody. The crime boss is so pissed he kidnaps the girl. Mean while Marty and Jack are so pissed they start to go after the rival crime bosses at one time but in the course they get robbed of the money by a mugger. They have now had enough and recruit a supper cool old friend of theres a chow yun fat like gangster to go and take out both gangs . They take out one but the crime boss has sent a guy to find a rich at a pawn shop. The guy finds the thing. They go to kill the crime boss and rescue the girl. One thug has the girl but he tells them to drop the gun because if they don’t… then Marty shoots him dead. They get the girl out take down everybody in every room exept one. They go to that room,the crime boss shoots Marty in the leg he has thugs all around him. Marty tells everybody else to go but two people kick open the door and machine gun everybody and they save the crime boss for marty.He kills him but then he looks at the people and one is his brother and the other is his lover. They were the hitmen. They let him go then they go away but in the course of driving they see they guy who robbed them but they don’t kill him they knock him out and take the money they had but he has something in his coat the stuffed duck. Marty opens it because he has always wondered what is inside it. He opens it to find 10 grand. Now they are rich. They go off with the girl to find a dose of redemption, give up crime,live together,and for Marty to get maried.
