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Lines you ain't never gonna hear in ''True Romance''


#1

Post some funny shit guys! i’ll post some ASAP


#2

Clarence: So we’d both fuck Elvis. Nice to have things in common…How about you goto a movie with me?



Chick: What movie?



Clarence: The Streetfighter, Return of the Streetfighter and Sister Streetfighter. Starring Sonny Chiba.



Chick: I LOVE SONNY CHIBA! I OWN ALL HIS FILMS!!



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Drexl: Sit down boy, you want an eggroll? We got everything here from a diddle eyed joe to a damned if I know.



Clarence: You got spare ribs?



Drexl: Sheeeit yeah! Grab a chair Mr Majestyk!



Clarence: Damn, Chinese food AND The Mack? This is the best! Drex, you might be a pimp, but you got taste man!



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(phone rings)



Dick: Hello?



Clarence: Helllooooooo baaaaaaby!



(Dick hangs up)



(Phone rings again)



Dick: Hello?



Clarence: Dick! You asshole! Its me Clarence!



Dick: Hold on a minute will ya Clarence!



(Dick rips a wet fart)



Clarence: What was that?!



Dick: Oh, I was just…vacuuming the place.



Floyd: DICK! STOP FARTING! YOU’RE STINKIN UP THE PLACE!



Clarence: hahaha…



Dick: SHUT UP FLOYD!..YOU FUCKER YOU USED UP ALL THE TOILET PAPER AGAIN!!!



Clarence: HAHAHAHAHA!



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#3

Haha. ;D Or Better:



Clarence: How about you go to a movie with me?



Girl: What are we gonna see?



Clarence: She’s All That, Summer Catch, and Scooby Doo 2.



Girl: I should have known you were a faggot right from that Elvis comment.


#4

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Clarence: Do I look like a blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream?



Elliot: Yes.



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Clarence: Ya wanna see what Spider Man #1 looks like?



Alabama: No, I wanna fuck.



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