Clarence: So we’d both fuck Elvis. Nice to have things in common…How about you goto a movie with me?
Chick: What movie?
Clarence: The Streetfighter, Return of the Streetfighter and Sister Streetfighter. Starring Sonny Chiba.
Chick: I LOVE SONNY CHIBA! I OWN ALL HIS FILMS!!
Drexl: Sit down boy, you want an eggroll? We got everything here from a diddle eyed joe to a damned if I know.
Clarence: You got spare ribs?
Drexl: Sheeeit yeah! Grab a chair Mr Majestyk!
Clarence: Damn, Chinese food AND The Mack? This is the best! Drex, you might be a pimp, but you got taste man!
Clarence: Helllooooooo baaaaaaby!
(Dick hangs up)
(Phone rings again)
Clarence: Dick! You asshole! Its me Clarence!
Dick: Hold on a minute will ya Clarence!
(Dick rips a wet fart)
Clarence: What was that?!
Dick: Oh, I was just…vacuuming the place.
Floyd: DICK! STOP FARTING! YOU’RE STINKIN UP THE PLACE!
Dick: SHUT UP FLOYD!..YOU FUCKER YOU USED UP ALL THE TOILET PAPER AGAIN!!!