[quote=“Bad Max”]
Mr. White Stuff: When you’re dealing with a store like this, they’re fuck insured up the ass. They’re not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he’s John Holmes, strip him and fuck him in the ass. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, sperm squirts out of his ass, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you’re gonna fuck her in the ass next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it’s a manager, that’s a different story. Managers wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a pizza with cocaine and pubic hair on it.
and some brewski’s…
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daaaaaaaaamn funny!
I just love the John Holmes bit!