[quote=“me”]
Mr.Blonde:You know I hate fucking cops[looks at LAPD Officer Marvin Nash]
Marvin Nash:I have kids at home please dont
Mr.Blonde:no no no no did I say you could talk?
Marvin Nash:I have money do you want money?
Mr. Blonde:[Mr.Blonde starts laughing] all the money in the world wouldnt be enough for what im about to do to you
Marvin Nash:Please I have a wife!
[Mr.Blonde turns on radio]
Marvin Nash:Oh my god its Country music!
[Joe walks in]
Joe:Jesus what are you doing to him?
[Marvin starts crying]
Mr.Blonde:What? Just having a little fun
Joe:Thats not fun thats sadistic!
Mr:Blonde:You making fun of the music I listen?
Joe:You call that shit music?
Mr.Blonde:Why you little pissant, im gonna kick you so hard your dogs gonna bleed
Joe:Big talk from a country fan. Hey why dont you come over my house and fuck my sister?[Mr.Blonde pulls his gun out]
Mr.Blonde:Thats it oldman[cocks gun]Im gonna paint the wall
[Mr.White and Mr.Pink walk in]
Mr.White:What the fuck is going on here?
Mr.Blonde:[Starts crying] he made fun of my music and I really love the sound of it[starts mumbling]
Mr.Pink:What the…[Pulls out gun and kills Mr.Blonde]Im a fucking professional!
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Lol, great stuff.