[quote=“Seth_Gecko”]
“MR. BROWN
Let me tell you what Like a Virgin’s about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy who is an airplane spotter. The entire song-- it’s a advertisement for Virgin Air.”
"MR. White
Tobey? Who the fuck is Tobey?
Joe
Tobey Maguire! He was the bomb in spiderman yoooooooo!"
JOE
Here are your names…Scary Spice, Ginger Spice, Posh Spice, Sporty Spice, Baby Spice
MR. BLONDE
Alone at last. Guess what! I think I’m parked in a red light district zone. (laughs) Now, where were we?
COP
I told you I don’t know anything about any fucking redlight zone. I’ve been on the streets, being a little whore for only eight months. They don’t tell me anything. Nobody tells me shit. You can suck my cock all you want.
MR. BLONDE
Suck your Cock, that’s a good-- that’s a good idea. I like that one. Yeah.
COP
Even your bitch said there wasn’t a redlight zone.
MR. BLONDE
My what?
COP
Your bitch.
MR. WHITE
Excuse me, pal. One thing I want to make clear to you. I don’t have a bitch. I don’t tell anyone what to do. You understand? (slaps cop) Hear what I said, you son of a bitch?
COP
All right, all right, you don’t have a bitch. All right. Now get down on me and be my bitch. I like to get my dick sucked when I am tight down.
Cut to scene with Orange, Freddy
COP
I do. Fuck. Freddy. Freddy. Uh, Freddy. How do I look?
(Mr Orange laughs)
COP
What?
MR. ORANGE
I don’t know what to tell you, Marvin.
COP
That fuck. Oh, that sick fuck! That fucking bastard!
MR. ORAMGE
Marvin, I need you to hold on. There’s pimps waiting to move in a block away.
COP
What the fuck are they waiting for? This fucking guy whips his cock out and cums all over my face, and he fucks my fucking ear off! I’m fucking Facialised!
MR. ORANGE
Fuck you! Fuck you! I’m fucking dying here to get laid! I’m fucking dying to get a warm load in my face! You’re not to make a move till Ron Jeremy shows up. I was sent in to do him doggystyle. All right? Now you heard me. They said he’s on his way. Don’t pussy out on me now, Marvin. We’re just going to sit here and have cum in our face and ears till Ron Jeremy sticks his fucking cock in your ass.
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damn!!! that’s gotta be one of the fucking best I’ve ever read! LMFAO!!!
me, your country music bit is pretty cool too!
