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Jokes for a movie

#1

hey guys i was woundering if u can make some movie jokes for a movie im makeing. :angel:

#2

[quote=“Dman 23”]
hey guys i was woundering if u can make some movie jokes for a movie im makeing. :angel:
[/quote]

INT. FLAT - DAY



Bunch of friends are having fun and talking bunch of BS.



PAUL, a bruised man with cast over his arm, a black eye and walking with crutches, enters.



JOHN

What happened to you, dude?



PAUL

I was SO stoned last night, man.



FLASBACK:



EXT. DARK ALLEY - NIGHT



People throwing rocks at Paul.

#3

that actually made me chuckle.

#4

[quote=“deliveryman”]
that actually made me chuckle.
[/quote]

Hehehehe, me too! ;D

#5

How do you make 2 pounds of fat attractive?



Put a nipple on it.

#6

Heh. Thats good.



I can’t of anything at the mo. Will post later.

#7

No, No , No. Stop supporting this thread. Let the man write his own movie.