[quote]Especially the female surfers. And when they crash and hit the water, their jugs smack up against the waves and makes a funny noise.
Their tops don’t fall off because…surfer gals don’t wear tops![/quote]
One of my favorite hobbies in Huntington Beach was to go up to those sunbather chicks who have their top unbuttoned. Then I would trip and land right in front of them. They’d get up, concerned, and all would feel the greatness of my scheme.
& if that didn’t work, I’d “accidentally” bodysurf into a surfer babe’s cleavage. Good times in HB. 
