Hey guys, Here’s my idea:
Directed by: Edgar Wright
Style: Zombie/Cannibal/Britsploitation film
One night in a small Welsh town of Upshearth, a rogue British Territorial Army Faction(led by Gary Oldman) releases a deadly alien gas stolen from the Torchwood branch in Cardiff(Doctor Who reference), turning everyone over 18 into blood-thirsty child-eating cannibals. Upon waking up in the morning, Anna, a 16-year girl saw her little sister being eaten by her now-cannibal parents in the dining room. Shocked, she escapes from her window, and saw a horrible sight. Inside a bus, a bus driver eats the intestines of a six-year old. Inside a car, an 18-year old chav eats her girlfriend two years younger than her while having sex. And hordes of children and teenagers walking down the streets of Upshearth with their hands or their legs gone, eaten by the cannibal adults. She met a group of survivors, who are mostly children and teenagers escaping the outbreak untouched & uneaten, as Anna joined them to escape themselves from their town overrun by adult cannibals. However, as they escape from the town, something terrible will be uncovered.
The Zombie Jews
Directed by: Eli Roth
Style: Zombie/Jewsploitation film
Plot: A group of British, American & Russian soldiers infiltrated a Nazi death camp in Southern Germany. Upon discovering the corpses of 800,000 Jews lying dead in the camp, they send all the Nazi soldiers and officials to trial, making the American soldiers take control of the cam. However, an error made by a soldier releases a deadly gas inside the camp, reanimating all dead Jewish corpses as zombies.
PS: If you’re offended by this, then get a grip. Oh yeah, i’m not an Anti-Semite.
And here’s the fake trailers:
Fake Trailer 1:
Directed by: Alfonso Cuaron
Style: Revenge/Shock film
Plot: Three young sisters(Emma Watson, Anna Popplewell and Rachel Hurd-Wood) witness the murder of their parents by the mafia. Avenging their parens’ death, the Three Sisters set out to travel all over Britain to destroy the mafia and kill every single person associated with the mafia: From corrupt politicians receiving money from the mafia, to the football players and dirt cops working for the mafia.
Fake Trailer 2:
Godzilla vs. Bruce Lee
Directed by: Ryuhei Kitamura
Style: Brucesploitation/Juchesploitation/Godzilla film
Plot: North Korea has disbanded it’s nuclear weapons, causing a blow in a Japanese invasion planned by Kim Jong Il. Refusing to accept the cancellation of the invasion, Kim orders his spies to infiltrate Bruce Lee’s grave in California, stealing his body. When his bod reaches Pyongyang, NK scientists created a 50-foot clone of the original Bruce Lee, and wreaks havoc in Tokyo and Osaka. The Japanese government, unable to stop the 50-foot Bruce, decides to relive one of it’s greatest heroes: Godzilla. As Godzilla returns, he’ll face the 50-foot Bruce Lee in one of the greatest battles of the 21st century. Featuring a special appearance by David Tennat as the Doctor(Another Doctor Who reference)
Fake Trailer 3:
Directed by: Robert Rodriguez
Style: Mad Max/Chambara film
Plot: In a post-Apocalyptic America, a blind masseur and former soldier Donnie Shadow (Michael Madsen) is drifting and arrives in a small Texan village dominated by three tyrannical lords, Hernan Cortez (Danny Trejo), Bobby Gogy (Quentin Tarantino) and Cortez (Cheech Marin). He helps an old woman and she lodges him at her home. Donnie gambles and the old lady’s nephew(Eli Roth), a complete loser, becomes close to him and Donnie helps him in the bets. They meet the prostitutes Lady Sexy Naruto (Rose McGowan) and Foxx McShay (Vanessa Ferlito), who were actually sisters that have been chasing the killers of their parents named Vegas, Jimmy and Johnny, for ten years seeking revenge. When the ronin Dominic (Bruce Willis) offers his service of a bodyguard to the prostitutes, the three lords decide to destroy the street gangs and create a new gang. But Donnie decides to help the village and get rid off the criminals.
Fake Trailer 4:
Vampires of the North
Directed by: Park Chan Wook
Style: Juchesploitation/Shock film
Plot: At the North Korean border village of Kijong-dong in the DMZ, North Korean soldiers & scientists performed an experiment to create a super soldier for Kim Jong-Il. Using the DNA of the late Count Dracula from Soviet Romania, they created a breed of North Korean vampire soldiers that can be turned to bats and attack South Korean and US troops in the South Korean side of the DMZ. However, things go wrong when the vampire soldiers began attacking the NK soldiers, and the NK had no choice but to get help from the Americans and the South Koreans.
So what do you guys think? And thank you guys for letting me join this forum.