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#1

Hey guys, Here’s my idea:



Movie 1:

Cannibal Childfest

Directed by: Edgar Wright

Style: Zombie/Cannibal/Britsploitation film

One night in a small Welsh town of Upshearth, a rogue British Territorial Army Faction(led by Gary Oldman) releases a deadly alien gas stolen from the Torchwood branch in Cardiff(Doctor Who reference), turning everyone over 18 into blood-thirsty child-eating cannibals. Upon waking up in the morning, Anna, a 16-year girl saw her little sister being eaten by her now-cannibal parents in the dining room. Shocked, she escapes from her window, and saw a horrible sight. Inside a bus, a bus driver eats the intestines of a six-year old. Inside a car, an 18-year old chav eats her girlfriend two years younger than her while having sex. And hordes of children and teenagers walking down the streets of Upshearth with their hands or their legs gone, eaten by the cannibal adults. She met a group of survivors, who are mostly children and teenagers escaping the outbreak untouched & uneaten, as Anna joined them to escape themselves from their town overrun by adult cannibals. However, as they escape from the town, something terrible will be uncovered.





Movie 2:

The Zombie Jews

Directed by: Eli Roth

Style: Zombie/Jewsploitation film

Plot: A group of British, American & Russian soldiers infiltrated a Nazi death camp in Southern Germany. Upon discovering the corpses of 800,000 Jews lying dead in the camp, they send all the Nazi soldiers and officials to trial, making the American soldiers take control of the cam. However, an error made by a soldier releases a deadly gas inside the camp, reanimating all dead Jewish corpses as zombies.

PS: If you’re offended by this, then get a grip. Oh yeah, i’m not an Anti-Semite.



And here’s the fake trailers:



Fake Trailer 1:

Three Sisters

Directed by: Alfonso Cuaron

Style: Revenge/Shock film

Plot: Three young sisters(Emma Watson, Anna Popplewell and Rachel Hurd-Wood) witness the murder of their parents by the mafia. Avenging their parens’ death, the Three Sisters set out to travel all over Britain to destroy the mafia and kill every single person associated with the mafia: From corrupt politicians receiving money from the mafia, to the football players and dirt cops working for the mafia.



Fake Trailer 2:

Godzilla vs. Bruce Lee

Directed by: Ryuhei Kitamura

Style: Brucesploitation/Juchesploitation/Godzilla film

Plot: North Korea has disbanded it’s nuclear weapons, causing a blow in a Japanese invasion planned by Kim Jong Il. Refusing to accept the cancellation of the invasion, Kim orders his spies to infiltrate Bruce Lee’s grave in California, stealing his body. When his bod reaches Pyongyang, NK scientists created a 50-foot clone of the original Bruce Lee, and wreaks havoc in Tokyo and Osaka. The Japanese government, unable to stop the 50-foot Bruce, decides to relive one of it’s greatest heroes: Godzilla. As Godzilla returns, he’ll face the 50-foot Bruce Lee in one of the greatest battles of the 21st century. Featuring a special appearance by David Tennat as the Doctor(Another Doctor Who reference)



Fake Trailer 3:

Apocalyptic Blindness

Directed by: Robert Rodriguez

Style: Mad Max/Chambara film

Plot: In a post-Apocalyptic America, a blind masseur and former soldier Donnie Shadow (Michael Madsen) is drifting and arrives in a small Texan village dominated by three tyrannical lords, Hernan Cortez (Danny Trejo), Bobby Gogy (Quentin Tarantino) and Cortez (Cheech Marin). He helps an old woman and she lodges him at her home. Donnie gambles and the old lady’s nephew(Eli Roth), a complete loser, becomes close to him and Donnie helps him in the bets. They meet the prostitutes Lady Sexy Naruto (Rose McGowan) and Foxx McShay (Vanessa Ferlito), who were actually sisters that have been chasing the killers of their parents named Vegas, Jimmy and Johnny, for ten years seeking revenge. When the ronin Dominic (Bruce Willis) offers his service of a bodyguard to the prostitutes, the three lords decide to destroy the street gangs and create a new gang. But Donnie decides to help the village and get rid off the criminals.



Fake Trailer 4:

Vampires of the North

Directed by: Park Chan Wook

Style: Juchesploitation/Shock film

Plot: At the North Korean border village of Kijong-dong in the DMZ, North Korean soldiers & scientists performed an experiment to create a super soldier for Kim Jong-Il. Using the DNA of the late Count Dracula from Soviet Romania, they created a breed of North Korean vampire soldiers that can be turned to bats and attack South Korean and US troops in the South Korean side of the DMZ. However, things go wrong when the vampire soldiers began attacking the NK soldiers, and the NK had no choice but to get help from the Americans and the South Koreans.



So what do you guys think? And thank you guys for letting me join this forum.


#2

I like it. Although the idea of having two zombie movies back-to-back may be a bit exhaustive. Zombie Jews definitely has a nice plot, but it would be a tad controversiel, maybe?


#3

Some crazy interesting stuff! I like it! 8)


#4

Lol, Godzilla vs Bruce Lee, Zombie Jews…



The plot to RR trailer is kinda cool 8)


#5

And do you guys like “Juchesploitation”? Nice concept eh?


#6

Just the thought of Bruce Lee vs Godzilla is hilarious. He’d be fighting godzilla on an urban street, when they cut to a close up of him inside a room with wooden walls.



Here’s my exploitation film concept;



Dewfu Master

Directed by Yuen wo Ping

Kung fu/Future/Child Exploitation



In the future a Corporation has taken over the government. Republicans always talk about how well privatization works so well. The boss’s kids are kung fu assholes. One day one of them runs over a girl in his horse cart, oils run out, of course. Her last words are to her brother, “please, don’t be mad.” Her brother gets very mad and vows revenge. He goes to the factory for justice, where he promptly gets his ass kicked. Bloody and bruised a beggar finds him on the street and teaches him the kung fu moves of the mountain dew gods. He returns a new man and kills one of the brothers. The boss decides to hire an EVIL BLIND JAPANESE MAN WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES! He is none other than the Master of the Flying Ovaltine with his chocolatey crazy children army. The two sides are destined to meet, in a deadly battle, that will change the fate of nations.


#7

[quote=“WeaselCo”]
Just the thought of Bruce Lee vs Godzilla is hilarious. He’d be fighting godzilla on an urban street, when they cut to a close up of him inside a room with wooden walls.



Here’s my exploitation film concept;



Dewfu Master

Directed by Yuen wo Ping

Kung fu/Future/Child Exploitation



In the future a Corporation has taken over the government. Republicans always talk about how well privatization works so well. The boss’s kids are kung fu assholes. One day one of them runs over a girl in his horse cart, oils run out, of course. Her last words are to her brother, “please, don’t be mad.” Her brother gets very mad and vows revenge. He goes to the factory for justice, where he promptly gets his ass kicked. Bloody and bruised a beggar finds him on the street and teaches him the kung fu moves of the mountain dew gods. He returns a new man and kills one of the brothers. The boss decides to hire an EVIL BLIND JAPANESE MAN WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES! He is none other than the Master of the Flying Ovaltine with his chocolatey crazy children army. The two sides are destined to meet, in a deadly battle, that will change the fate of nations.
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Not bad. But replace the word “Republicans” with “Fox News”, you’ll find an original concept.


#8

A deadly gas, it’s always a deadly fucking gas!!!