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If You Were to Make a Movie

What would you do if you had to make a movie with every possible person and resource available?

who would you assign to direct, write, produced, and act?

i would ask QT to write the screenplay, it could be anything, a romantic comedy if he chooses.

Tim Burton to direct

to act in it i would have Bruce Campbell, Steve Buscemi, Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, and Kevin Spacey.

This has already been done, dawg!

Id make a lesbian porno with Zhang Ziyi, Elizabeth Hurley, Uma Thurman, Catherine Zeta Jones, Penelope Cruz, Yui Ichikawa, Kou Shibasaki, Chiaki Kuriyama…goes on for 5 hours…and Oprah Winfrey.

Spike Lee would direct it.

Oh my bad it was a topic similar to this one

Be cool

If i had the money i would make a sci-fi horror flick writtin by myself and directed by myself staring myself

my dreamflick:

Directed by Alfred Hitchcock

Writtin by Quentin Tarantino

Staring: Harvey Keitel, Henry Fonda, Christopher Walken, Humphrey Bogart & Kevin Spacey

If i had the money i would make a sci-fi horror flick writtin by myself and directed by myself staring myself


gay porn doesn't always make big bucks, you know

Black and white horror film, one like Blair Witch Project, that scares you like nothing else. Directed by Alfred Hitchcock, with a goddamn scary music and few lines. The film should include some sick person, that’s the scariest thing for me - insane persons. Alan Ford as the general actor.


gay porn doesn’t always make big bucks, you know

what about just me fistfucking and jacking off for 95 minutes?

A film about real life no phony bullshit.

Starring Steve Buscemi, Ed Norton, Peter Stormare, William H. Macy, Robert Carlyle, and Al Molina.

Directed by Brian Singer

Written by Robert Crumb

stick that in your pipe and smoke it. ;D


what about just me fistfucking and jacking off for 95 minutes?

Make it 90 minutes, and you got yourself a potential audience :-*

Another “Man With No Name” film titled The Good, The Bad, The Cool And A Briefcase Full Of Dollars

Director: Sergio Leone

Writer: Quentin Tarantino

Producers: Lawrence Bender & Alberto Grimaldi

Original Music: Ennio Morricone & Robert Rodriguez

Cinematographer: Robert Richardson

Editor: Sally Menke

International costume supervisor: Helen Monaghan


Clint Eastwood

Eli Wallach

Lee Van Cleef

Henry Fonda

Charles Bronson

David Carradine

Christopher Walken

Michael Madsen

Johnny Depp

Brad Pitt

Claudia Cardinale (a la Once Upon A Time In The West)

Uma Thurman

I’d get Tim Burton to do a cameo. And to help with the animation bits.

to go against the grain I wouldn’t have Tarantino direct it.

It’d be some sort of dark comedy about guns or something. I’d be assistant director and help with writing.

Director: Michel Gondry (he directed Eternal Sunshine which, by the way, is amazing.)

Writer: Seth Macfarlene (family guy creator) and I’d have Tarantino write a scene or two.

Cast: Steve Buscemi, Jean Reno, Gary Oldman, Jim Carey, Sam Jackson, Russel Crowe. Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Johnyn Depp, Brad Pitt, Ed Norton, shit I need some ladies, Natalie Portman, Kate Winslet and Scarlett Johnansson,

oh yea, and me and Burt Reynolds

I got way too into this.

I know you are all gonna think im some art fag but i would make a drama/ art film written and directed by Werner Herzog and acting by Klaus Kinski


is that the actors liek old version, liek the clint eastwood of today and so on…?

No, Clint, Eli and Cleef would be as they were in the GBU, Cardinale as she was in OUATITW, Fonda and Bronson in OUATITW, and the rest of the actors as they are now.

If I were to make a movie it would star mainly unknowns. Because the movie I wana make is my current screenplay. It just plays better without big names.

It’s a quirky romance/comedy. Without being mushy. Two geeks meet and fall in love, stuff like that.

I would have QT direct because I like his pacing. I think he could handle this type of comedy.

You don´t want big names attached to it, and then you´re gonna hand over the script to Quentin fuckin´ Tarantino?? That´s interesting. :slight_smile:

Director - David Fincher

Screenplay - Alex Proyas and David Goyer

Music - Hans Zimmer

Producer - Jerry Bruckheimer and Joel Silver $$$$$

Actors - Sir Benjamin Kingsley, Tadanobu Asano, and ARNOLD

Actresses - Vivica Fox, Gweneth Paltrow

Paul Walker will die in the first five minutes of the film.

Good call on Norton. He carries every movie he’s in.

Director: Me

Writer: Me

Producer: Me and other people

Music: Ennio Morricone & Robert Rodriguez

Cinematography: Me and other people



Uma Thurman

Robert Deniro

Al Pachino

Lucy Lu

Cathern Zeta Jones

Steve Buscemi

Michael Madson

Samual L. Jackson

Tim Roth

Clint Eastwood

Geoffrey Rush

Tom Hanks

Johnny Depp

Anthony Hopkins

Angelina Jolie

John Cusack

Ziyi Zhang

David Carradine

Yun-Fat Chow

Dustin Hoffman

Gene Hackman

Leonardo Dicaprio

Daryl Hannah

Vivica A. Fox

This is your butt whole before (*) This is your buttwhole when I’m done with it (O) Hahahaaha

are you being sarcastic?