The Quentin Tarantino Archives logo

If you were a polygamist/polyandrist


#1

What people would you marry? (Assuming you were IRRESISTIBLE to everyone you were interested in) ;D They can be living or dead (of in their younger years, if they’re really old now).



My list: (Actors)



Cillian Murphy (OBVIOUSLY)

Edward Norton

Johnny Depp

Ewan Mcgregor

Javier Bardem

James Dean

Toshiro Mifune (Starting from the late 40’s, early 50’s)



Later, a list of musicians!! :stuck_out_tongue:


#2

I am IRRESISTIBLE… hard to say though… i guess im just not cut out to be a polygamist… id rather just have one wife… I dont think id get any time to myself it would be like having alot of mothers…


#3

1. Aya Ueto (pic / cap)

2. Anne Suzuki (pic / cap)

3. Aki Maeda (pic / cap)



Each of them are the same age a me -+ 1 year, so all I need now is a fight ticket and ring ;D



And no, Joe Odagiri did not make it to my list ;D


#4

[quote=“Thousand Eyes”]
I am IRRESISTIBLE… hard to say though… i guess im just not cut out to be a polygamist… id rather just have one wife… I dont think id get any time to myself it would be like having alot of mothers…
[/quote]

Damn you and your monogamy!!! :stuck_out_tongue:



I wouldn’t actually like a bunch of husbands. Maybe two or three though. :wink:



I should have added Will Arnett. It’s the voice and those legs. Mmm…


#5

Ellen Page

No one else


#6

- Chingmy Yau (90s)

  • Yoko Minamino (80s)
  • Liu Yifei
  • Aya Matsuura

    and (Attention!) Jennifer Love Hewitt



    Not Moon Lee, though; I’m afraid she’ll kick my ass, in case I’ll get up late in the morning.

#7

[quote=“diceman”]

  • Chingmy Yau (90s)
    [/quote]

I’d second that.



and…


  • Audrey Hepburn
  • Naomi Watts
  • Ayumi Hamasaki
  • Rio Natsume



    …I could actually go on forever. The question is, when would you stop? I could have a castle in the mountains with a harem of 80 women. :slight_smile:

#8

I would take my wife to Six Flags…when she became old enough to ride the roller coaster.


#9

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
I would take my wife to Six Flags…when she became old enough to ride the roller coaster.
[/quote]

ROFLMFAO! ;D



Dude, you and I, being in Texas, are of the few that will actually get that.


#10

For those of you who don’t get it…Six Flags is the name of an amusement park. Texas has a long history of being owned and operated by many nations…thus “six flags over Texas”.


  1. Spain
  2. France
  3. Mexico
  4. Republic of Texas
  5. Confederate States (Civil War)
  6. United States of America



    There are two kinds of people on Earth…Texans, and those who wish they were Texans.

#11

I guess I’m an alien then.


#12

[quote=“Scarface”]
I guess I’m an alien then.
[/quote]
well, we’ve got lots of aliens in Texas… LOTS of them!



and please don’t forget: George Bush is NOT a Texan. He was born on the East Coast. He merely wants to be a Texan. Texans are Texans by the grace of God.


#13

It’s true, there really are lots of aliens in Texas.


#14

[quote=“Geoi”]
It’s true, there really are lots of aliens in Texas.
[/quote]

Isn’t Area 51 in Nevada? :stuck_out_tongue: ;D


#15

[quote=“Angel”]
Isn’t Area 51 in Nevada? :stuck_out_tongue: ;D
[/quote]

shut up, you’re gonna get us all killed >:(


#16

Odette Yustman

Vanessa Hudgens

Scarlett Johansson