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If you could be in a Tarantino movie


#1

…who would u wanna play?



Id wanna be one of the crazy 88s.

deffo.


#2

Jimmie Dimmick



"I know how good, my coffee IS, alriiiight."


#3

Elle Driver!!



I would kick Uma’s ass! ;D


#4

one of the guys in the bar in Death Proof, sitting next to hot chicks and drinking.


#5

Max: Hey Warren! Can I get another anchovy pie?!!



Max in voiceover: Why arent these bitches talkin to me? Ive got my yellow satin jacket on…my Swedish clogs on, my new haircut (long greasy hair)



CUT TO:



Jungle Julia: Whats that fuckin smell?



Arlene: Smells like fish! ewwww!!!



Dov: Can we get a can of Glade potpourri spray over here? Mr. Anchovy is stinkin up the joint.



Nate: HAHAHAHA!!



Max turns slowly and gives them the evil eye.



CUT! PRINT!!


#6

:’(


#7

I’d wanna play with Lee (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) ;D


#8

You get everyone else, I get The MEW.


#9

[quote=“PutneySwope”]
Max: Hey Warren! Can I get another anchovy pie?!!



Max in voiceover: Why arent these bitches talkin to me? Ive got my yellow satin jacket on…my Swedish clogs on, my new haircut (long greasy hair)



CUT TO:



Jungle Julia: Whats that fuckin smell?



Arlene: Smells like fish! ewwww!!!



Dov: Can we get a can of Glade potpourri spray over here? Mr. Anchovy is stinkin up the joint.



Nate: HAHAHAHA!!



Max turns slowly and gives them the evil eye.



CUT! PRINT!!
[/quote]

Haha! take that you Swede!



I love Ingrid Bergman



XoXo


#10

FUCK YOU!



Take that, you… Citizen of some country!


#11

[quote=“Bad Max”]
FUCK YOU!



Take that, you… Citizen of some country!
[/quote]

Shut the fuck up , Max - you’re out of your element!



He’s out of his element!


#12

I’m out of my element!


#13

Shut the fuck up Maxy!


#14

[size=10]I am the walrus[/size]


#15

[quote=“Bad Max”]
[size=10]I am the walrus[/size]
[/quote]

Ok, this small writing thing is getting tedious.


#16

Oooooooh, the staff moderator operator is annoyed…Ooooooh…he said “getting tedious”…Ooooooh!


#17

[quote=“Biohazard”]
Oooooooh, the staff moderator operator is annoyed…Ooooooh…he said “getting tedious”…Ooooooh!
[/quote]

Haha, no that was me talking like a regular human being who has no power whatsoever.


#18

sorry master


#19

I don’t understand why this is bugging you so much. If you like, I will give up my moderatorship. I could also jump a motorcycle onto a speeding train… for you.