Must bumb cuz last night, I had the most bizarre dream ever.
The dream began in the Hundred Acre Wood, familiar from the Disney’s Winnie the Pooh series. There were Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore and Winnie the Pooh of course. They were sitting at a campfire and roasting marshmallows. Then, the Basterds from IB appear from the dark woods, just like in the Jailbreak scene. Brad Pitt aka Lt. Aldo Raine walk towards the Winnie the Pooh and his fellas and raises his knife, just like in the scene and says;
“We like to say we’re a big fan of your work killing Nazis, but your state as a Nazi killer is still amateur. We’re all come to see here if ya want to go pro.”, just like in the scene.
Then, all of a sudden we are in the scene where Omar Doom and Eli Roth are in white tuxedos and Doom asks “So what’s the plan?” and Roth responds just like in the scene "We punch those goons out, take their machine guns and burst in there blasting."
After that, the Basterds and Winnie the Pooh and his fellas walk into a bar which is full of all these Disney characters, such as Donald Duck, Black Pete etc. all dressed up in Nazi uniforms. They all look up at the Basterds and Winnie the Pooh and fellas and then Black Pete shouts;
"THE BASTERDS!"
Then starts the bullet fest. All the Disney characters plus the Basterds fire at each other. After a while of a bullet fest, all the Disney characters dressed up as Nazis are dead, like Winnie the Pooh and the fellas also. The only survivors are the Basterds.
Then Adolf Hitler enters the bar, sees the massacre and shouts, just like in the trailers and teasers; "Nein nein nein nein nein!"
Lt. Raine just answers to him “Oh yes yes yes yes.”, just like in the trailers. Then I woke up.
I’ve laughed to that dream all day long. So hilarious.
