I had a dream last night. I was surrounded by horny milfs in a rather empty movie theatre and the film was about to begin, the trailers were playing so I was making small talk. We talked about the Ramones, the milfs and I - it was a subject about fashion…I think. You see these guys had holes in their clothes because they could not afford new shirts, it wasn’t a fashion statement. Moments later as I vaguley recall, we began to remove our clothing and made loud passionate group sex…I remember saying the clever one liner: “One hose to rule them all!” - I still wonder what that meant, I think it was some kind of Lord of The Rings refrence. Anywho we were eventually thrown out by an angry theatre manager, I was all like: “Git yo Nazi hands off my hos you turkey!”…and then I woke up. :’(
