How can somebody became... tarantino?

[quote=“Tarman”]
How to become Tarantino in 5 easy steps:


  1. Dress like a dork
  2. Kick the living shit out of anyone who wants to alter your script.
  3. Look at your dvd collection, grab a felt pen and write “[Your Name] presents” on each cover.
  4. Jerk off to pictures of Uma Thurman.
  5. Write a script every 10 years.
    [/quote]

This man speaks the truth.