[quote=“BioBasterd”]
I mean really, how much can you do with a fucking killer who wears a white mask who kills people with a giant butcher knife?! Even John Carpenter himself resented H2, because he knew - what else is there to do?
Then we’re gonna see Friday The 13th 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,!!! And Saw 10, 11! Yes I’m ranting because HORROR is dead! Just like they killed romantic comedies. These mindless fucks are killing horror.
We need a saviour, oh Jesus lord please hear my prayer! Send us another Romero, another Carpenter, and if you have the time another Alfred Hitchcock. Rid the world of these tools, I’m talking about Eli Roth, James Wan, Rob Zombie, and Michael Bay - I say get out of here devils! GET OUT!
Ohhhh, I feel the power! I FEEL the Powerrrrrr! Yes! Begone you phoney tools! BEGONE! And never come back! Stop remaking the same shit we saw years ago! You money-grubbing sons of whores!
Faints
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