Greatest Sex scenes

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I doubt you ACTUALLY laughed out loud when you wrote that.[/quote]

I HATE it when people do that! It sounds so dumb! Only use it when you are actually laughing, not as a tool to be patronizing.

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I HATE it when people do that! It sounds so dumb! Only use it when you are actually laughing, not as a tool to be patronizing.[/quote]


Jeez, you know that some people round here seriously need to get a lfe when they start a discussion on the legitimate use of an abbreviation. Who fucking cares how I use it? Don't be such annoying pricks.

I was only kidding Scarface. But I love you anyway. (Heterosexually)

That’s cool then :). Thing is it’s very difficult around here to know whether people are kidding or not with all the idiotic comments I read sometimes.

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The one in Thomas Crown Affair was nice (But short) cuz she has nice tits, but most of the one’s you’ve mentioned are better.[/quote]

is that the remake or the original?


  • Color of Night
  • Getaway (remake)



    i cant think of more right now

[quote]That’s cool then  :). Thing is it’s very difficult around here to know whether people are kidding or not with all the idiotic comments I read sometimes.[/quote]

Very true…God, is that true…(reflects on everything that has been posted)

Duh, the butt-fuck scene from Pulp Fiction anyone?



I was actually on eBay a while ago, and someone was selling Pulp with the product name "Pulp Fiction VHS soft-core gay bondage"



I can’t think of any right now, but the lesbian part in American Pie 2 was pretty good. The Thomas Crown Affair (remake) one was really good too.

If any of you need a good idea for a sex scene in one of the movies you are making, i suggest checking out the Slang topic in the chat lounge. It’s inspirational.

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I like most of IL_Buono’s choices in his first post. Some of my favorites:



Mira Nair’s KAMA SUTRA

The Spanish film, SEX AND LUCIA

WIDE SARGASSO SEA

THE LOVER

SECRETARY

BROKEN ENGLISH (semi-intense New Zealand film)

The Japanese film, IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES

Bernardo Bertolucci’s THE DREAMERS

BLISS

and

NAKED KILLER (awesome Hong Kong sexploitation/guns & chicks flick)





For pure comedy, there’s the Hong Kong sexploitation flicks:

EROTIC GHOST STORY Trilogy

and

SEX AND ZEN



For old school 70’s films:

YOUNG LADY CHATTERLY

the EMMANUELLE trilogy (w/ Sylvia Krystal)

THE STORY OF O



on the more sexploitation side:

the black EMMANUELLE series w/ the very hot Laura Gemser



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Yeah, Sex and Zen had plenty of hot Asian chicks in it. And I prefer Krista Allen over Sylvia Kristal, especially with her lesbian scenes in the 2nd and 3rd movies I think. But shit, I once watched part of one of the old Emanuelle flicks late night on Cinemax and they showed so much man ass that I almost threw up. :-/









(people, feel free to recommend pornos also…and any other films with hot Asian naked chicks)

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…(people, feel free to recommend pornos also…and any other films with hot Asian naked chicks)… [/quote]


erm...... please be kind and be a little bit careful with this advice.

First off, I´m pretty sure that everyone on this site has seen porn - it´s no big deal - BUT on this site we don´t accept real porn pics and links to porn.

This site is on a german server and so we have to protect this site for being in trouble. There are enough german site which had many trouble for this shit and were down for some time.
So we don´t accept real porn pics and please don´t link to porn sites. Just pm the person, if you have questions about porn.

And keep in mind that this is the Non Tarantino MOVIE board - just read the board rules.. for porn discussions just search on the net for other sites...


Sorry for being so boring and annoying :-/ , but we have to protect the site for trouble.

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A 150 minute porno made by Hustler back in 1980 I think. It’s the story on the rise and fall of the emprior Caligula and what he did for fun. Theres alot of Killing and pornographic sex. But this movie is a failure.[/quote]

Wrong, CALIGULA is not a porno. Its a common sexploitation film by Tinto Brass. A very interesting and also hard-to-watch tale about antique rome. Next to Fellini’s SATYRICON the best film about Rome. I love how Brass plays with colors, contrasts and mass scenes (=orgies).

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And keep in mind that this is the Non Tarantino MOVIE board - just read the board rules… for porn discussions just search on the net for other sites…



Sorry for being so boring and annoying :-/ , but we have to protect the site for trouble. [/quote]

[color=Orange]I agree, which is why I only mentioned legitimate Erotic Films and NOT porn!!!



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What I really appriciate :D.

It was more to underline some rules of this board in advance than anything else… :wink:



It is no problem to name a porn when it fits in a topic, the problem is that sometimes people start posting pics and links and we have the work with pming information and delting…

So I thought it would be better to post that early.

And like I said, people can pm others, if they want links and stuff. We are adult person, so there is no problem I think.





But okay, enough boring stuff from me. Just stay on topic and have fun.

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erm… please be kind and be a little bit careful with this advice.



First off, I´m pretty sure that everyone on this site has seen porn - it´s no big deal - BUT on this site we don´t accept real porn pics and links to porn.



This site is on a german server and so we have to protect this site for being in trouble. There are enough german site which had many trouble for this shit and were down for some time.

So we don´t accept real porn pics and please don´t link to porn sites. Just pm the person, if you have questions about porn.



And keep in mind that this is the Non Tarantino MOVIE board - just read the board rules… for porn discussions just search on the net for other sites…





Sorry for being so boring and annoying :-/ , but we have to protect the site for trouble. [/quote]


All I asked for was titles, I never said to post a bunch of pics of hot naked chicks.

And shouldn’t this be in the movie section, seeing how we’re naming sex scenes from movies?

[quote]And shouldn’t this be in the movie section, seeing how we’re naming sex scenes from movies?[/quote]

uh no. you’re naming your favorite fucking scenes from various movies. thats too general, and its more like a chat than a movie discussion, dont you think? thats why i started the chat lounge, for stuff thats movie related but not really a movies discussion.

Yeah, you’re right. Scenes from various movies have nothing to do with movies themselves.

i cant think. all the sex scenes ive seen in films have been crap. lemme think…



my fav one was-

Disclosure… the scene were michael douglas rips demis drawers & gives her it up the butt & then rips open her blouse etc etc … good roughsex Grrrr LMFAO



& the obvious one Basic Instinct ::slight_smile: